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  1. Summary

    Welcome to the Broken Tomarrymort Telephone!

    Back in March, during a discussion about the then-newly formed Exquisite Tomarrymort Corpse (coming soon! So exciting!), a few of us decided to play a game of Broken Telephone -- passing a whispered word or phrase around a circle, with it often evolving into something quite different as it goes from person to person.

    In our version, the starting person received a secret prompt and wrote a fic based on it. They then created a prompt for the next person by summing up what they had written in a single sentence -- with the caveat that their prompt couldn't use the same words as the prompt they were given. This continued through twenty-six (26!) different authors and artists, each adding their own flair and creativity to the exercise.

    Which brings us to now! We're wrapping up the creation part, so it's time to start sharing it with the world. We hope you enjoy what we've created -- we certainly enjoyed making it.

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    Disconnected harry potter fics with doctor who plots/creatures turned magical. Not crossovers, not really.
    No overarching plot, or any promise that they make sense.

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    Interpreting the prophecy to be about the power of true love, Voldemort dies to find it; when he returns a decade later, the Potters and Longbottoms are nowhere to be found.

    Understanding the prophecy to be about becoming a horcrux, thanks to Regulus and Severus, Harry and Neville are born and raised by a full family with eight people they all call parents, completely guarded, trained to share a life to protect the other by sharing a secret identity.

    Despite it all, love prevails, Tom and Harry find a way to be together.

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    “I need like– actionable steps. ‘Act normal’ is too vague.”

    Will sighs and reaches over to turn the radio down even quieter.

    “Ok for one, stop staring at my mouth,” Will says.

    Mike glances over at him automatically.

    Will laughs. “See? That’s exactly what I mean. You’ve been doing it for years, but now it’s like…it’s a lot, Mike. People are gonna notice.”

    “But I wanna kiss you,” Mike whines.

    It’s been a week since Mike and Will got together – one blissful week, like a honeymoon before the wedding. Now they’re in Montauk for Joyce and Hopper’s, surrounded by friends and family, and trying to fly under the radar. Somewhere along the way, Mike realizes he doesn’t want to hide anymore.

    Or, two horny idiots in love struggle to keep their relationship hidden.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    A night out at the Kingfisher during a team roadtrip to New York leaves Ilya cursed with a truth spell. Worried this will ruin everything for Ilya and Shane and their very secret relationship, Ilya scrambles to break the curse before saying anything he can't take back.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    After Flourish and Blotts stop stocking the books of Harry’s favourite author, he is directed to a queer bookshop and discovers it’s owned by none other than Draco Malfoy, who has more in common with Harry than either of them realise.

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    04 Apr 2024

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    Paul is like… eighty percent sure that some of Percy’s so-called "quests" are all one big hoax. He isn’t able to prove it until he goes to Taco Bell at three in the morning.

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    28 May 2026

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    “Find Medusa?” Percy spluttered, trying and failing not to sound indignant. “Nobody wants to find Medusa. You run into Medusa while trying to retrieve your uncle’s stolen lightning bolt and then mail her head to the gods after she keeps talking about how your eyes are like your father’s.”

    From behind him, Piper raised a single finger. “When you mail what to whom?”

    Percy glanced over his shoulder to give her a shrug. “Don’t worry about it. I was twelve,” he said before turning back to where Gabe was still fighting against the ropes binding his hands together. “Do you have any idea what to do with him?”

    Nico leaned over, craning his neck to better peer at the hot sauce that still stained Gabe’s face despite the years of statue-ification. “Um, we could see if your dad wants to turn him into a fish or something?”

    Percy grimaced. If Gabe Ugliano was a fish, then he’d be forced to hear the man’s voice in his head for years to come. But also, he could maybe mount him on a wall, so perhaps it wasn’t an entirely terrible idea.

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    Medusa’s sculptures are mysteriously coming back to life. Percy doesn’t think murder is an unreasonable action given the circumstances.

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    28 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Love how Medusa is in this story, Percy gets to approach a piece of his trauma that is more normal than the rest of his life. LOVE