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Draco Malfoy is alone on Valentine's Day, until Theo sends him a gift, perhaps 3?
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What happens when one inadvertently crashes the Christmas Sex party of the wizarding elite?
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overworked, over stressed Hermione Granger is bullied by her mind healer in to attending an elite program offering massage and trauma healing. That goes real well for her, until it doesn't.
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Pansy Parkinson has teamed up with the irritable Harry Potter to get their friends/co-workers to actually go on a date.
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The ministry has to solve a problem, yet Head Auror Harry Potter takes the opportunity to solve all 3 of his problems.
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“Oh, hello, you,” Hermione said softly. It was a little frog, no bigger than the hollow of the palm of her hand. Gently, she scooped it up in her hand and smiled. It really was very cute.
Then it opened its mouth and said: “What the fuck, Granger?”
That was when she screamed and threw the frog straight back into the plants.
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In which Draco Malfoy is accidentally—and possibly irreversibly—turned into a frog, and he relentlessly
antagonizescharms Hermione Granger as she attempts to help him.- Language:
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Bookmarked by LawrenceFoxe
06 Jun 2026
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“Something the matter?” he looks deceptively earnest, a bit of a tease in his voice. Hermione’s sure it’d be doing something to her if she weren’t so cross. “I’m sensing hostility. You know how important a safe work environment—”
“Save it, Malfoy.” She’d slap him again if he weren’t so far away. “You pointy little saboteur.”
He drops the act with a sigh. “Gods, Granger, you really do need to get laid.”
“Yes, that seems to be the general consensus,” she seethes, fixing him with a harsher glare, “Unfortunately, my efforts to achieve orgasm were thwarted by a prat with a white-knight complex.”
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- Part 1 of The Playbook
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Bookmarked by LawrenceFoxe
09 Oct 2025
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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Bookmarked by LawrenceFoxe
12 Jul 2024
