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Blood smoothies. Late-night hookups. Burning skin.
What the fuck is going on with George Russell?
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(Or - George is a vampire. Max is the first one to work it out.)
Bookmarked by Lemonnoir
25 Jun 2026
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Lando saw one message—“which gives off more engagement ring energy: diamond, gold, or platinum?”—from his best mate, his ride-or-die, his official roommate and teammate Oscar… and instantly spiralled into a full-blown identity crisis, an emotional implosion, and possibly a parallel dimension where nothing made sense anymore.
Bookmarked by Lemonnoir
22 Jun 2026
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George is quietly considering if he will have to sell his apartment before or after he fakes his own death, when Max opens his eyes. He can see the exact moment Max processes what he’s looking at - eyes wide, sharp inhale - and he barely has the time to react before Max bolts upright.
“What the fuck? Get out!”
“I - Good morning?” George tries weakly.
“Did you break into my room!?”
“What? No! Why is that your first assumption? I woke up here, mate! I seem to recall you were the one doing the, uh, cuddling.”Or:
George wakes up hangover in Max's bed after Abu Dhabi and the end-of-season party. Neither of them remembers how they got here. They figure some things out.
Bookmarked by Lemonnoir
21 Jun 2026
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Max Verstappen drags his tractor to P12 and gets photographed at a Monaco steakhouse with Toto and Susie the next week. George doesn’t get the steakhouse. George gets his office, two days later.
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Bookmarked by Lemonnoir
19 Jun 2026
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Max:
You know the kid that's coming to work in two daysPrincess;
Arvid Lindblad?
Yes of course
I coordinate the new internsMax:
Cool cool
He's in the sport department chat
Liam got his numberPrincess:
???
MAX
MAX WHAT
MAX I'M SUPPOOSED TO GET PEOPLE IN THE MAIN GROUPCHAT
MAX
MAX I'M GONNA SLAP YOUMax:
I didn't even do anythingPrincess:
Max you're SENIOR HEAD OF YOUR DEPARTMENT YOU SHOULD HAVE ADDED HIM THE MOMENT LIAM GOT HIS NUMBERMax:
Err
Senior are Mark or SebPrincess:
Max, for the last time: Mark and Sebastian are in the chat to supervise. You actually work in the department. Hence, senior head of departmentMax:
lolPrincess:
MAX JUST FUCKING SEND ME HIS NUMBER SO I CAN ADD HIM GODDAMN IT-
or: the ridicolous stories and adventures of the grid except they're all journalists working for Mark Webber, Nico Rosberg and Sebastian Vettel.Bookmarked by Lemonnoir
18 Jun 2026

