Lemonumbrellas



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Hal snorts. “So it’s some celebrity? Don’t tell me you lost your virginity to Bruce Wayne or something?”

    Silence meets Hal’s snark remark, and in real time, they all watch Superman’s face go from pink to beet red.

    Goddamn Hal Jordan laughs.

    “Oh my god! It’s Bruce Wayne?! Superman lost his virginity to Bruce Wayne?!”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,498
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    1,640
    Bookmarks:
    233
    Hits:
    11,306

    15 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Firefighter Clark needs an excuse to keep seeing the hot ER doctor, so he injures himself on purpose. Occupational hazard, right?

    Doctor Wayne thinks he's the clumsiest firefighter in existence.

    And, luckily for Clark, the cutest.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,935
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    84
    Kudos:
    697
    Bookmarks:
    146
    Hits:
    4,258

    01 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Everyone in the Justice League knows Superman and Batman are married, but then Superman is seen kissing Bruce Wayne. Bruce thinks he's funny. He's not.

    (Okay, he kind of is.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,940
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    215
    Kudos:
    12,160
    Bookmarks:
    1,913
    Hits:
    72,660

    29 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Well?” he asked, his voice low.

    A pause.

    His eyes dragged over Clark, not with drunken lust but with something sharper.

    “You here to watch… or join? Might as well make it a threesome.”

    Clark choked on his own spit so hard he nearly doubled over, coughing.

     

    It's been 5 years since both Superman and Batman began their separate crusades. Both curious but cautious.

    Clark remains in Metropolis, respecting the Dark Knight's strict rule to keep metas out of Gotham. Meanwhile, Bruce is consumed with finding a balance between Batman and Bruce Wayne, determine to not repeat mistakes of the past. But it's hard to do that when he is too stubborn to accept help. Fortunately, for him Clark is just as stubborn.

    Their paths cross when Clark is sent to cover a gala in Gotham, stepping into the city he's barred from. What begins as a professional obligation turns into an unforgettable collision with Gotham's once reclusive billionaire.

     

    Or Clark and Bruce fall for each other slowly yet quickly.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    133,535
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    379
    Kudos:
    1,453
    Bookmarks:
    419
    Hits:
    42,035

    17 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    "Superman believes in the law," Clark said, trying to project his most professional Alpha authority while actively ignoring the dizzying, expensive scent of the billionaire across from him. "Batman operates on terror. Honestly, he acts like an arrogant Alpha who thinks he owns the city."

    Bruce stared at him for a fraction of a second. And then, to Clark's absolute bewilderment, he threw his head back and laughed. It was a bright, breathless, devastating sound.

    "An arrogant Alpha," Bruce repeated, wiping a genuine tear of mirth from his eye as he leaned in close. "Well, Clark... personally? I think he's very charming."

    Or:

    Clark Kent has a massive, inconvenient crush on Gotham's sweet, untouchable Omega billionaire. He also has a massive, inconvenient grudge against Gotham's ruthless, territorial Alpha vigilante.

    It's going to take a catastrophic firefight, a shattered cowl, and a broken scent-blocker collar for the World's Greatest Reporter to finally see through his own blind spot.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    88,669
    Chapters:
    16/18
    Comments:
    487
    Kudos:
    1,608
    Bookmarks:
    359
    Hits:
    36,750

    17 May 2026