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The problem was, Ilya couldn’t quite explain it himself. After a few minutes of ruminating, he finally settles on:
Why do I want to eat my husband?
Top result: Wife found guilty of cannibalising her husband, remains found in basement
Ilya frowns down at his screen. Well that wasn’t it. He huffs quietly in frustration, before backspacing and trying again.
Wanting to squish and bite my husband
The search lags, and Ilya taps the tips of his thumbs impatiently against the screen, chewing on his bottom lip. Finally the page refreshes.
Top result: Why boundaries in relationships are important
Ilya rolls his eyes, on the verge of giving up.
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Ilya has a severe case of cuteness aggression when it comes to his heavily pregnant husband, and he doesn’t quite know what to do about it.
(+ now with bonus scenes of Shane and Ilya being dads!)
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26 Jun 2026
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Shane is obsessed with Ilya's new post-retirement body.
"Shane was sure that his husband was out to get him.Ilya was going to kill him...
Ever since Ilya retired from hockey, he decided to comfortably take up the role of being Shane's 'house husband'. Which for the most part has been a blessing; It has given Ilya more time to take care of their home, taking up gardening and cooking new recipes with his home-grown vegetables for Shane to try after practice. All this free time really opened up another aspect of devotion. Being able to dote on Shane even more than usual.
Shane absolutely adored it."
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12 Jun 2026