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    “The Chesapeake Ripper? The serial killer? That's a grisly thing to find at the bottom of a drink. Most people say oblivion ...or possibly sex.” Hannibal sips his wine again. “Why are you thinking about a murderer on your birthday, Will? Is it part of your degree?”
     
    “He is a part of my degree by my own choice. My supervisor didn’t approve, but…” He sighs. “I insisted.”

    AU where Will—a Masters student studying the Chesapeake Ripper—gets drunk on his birthday and meets an intriguing man at the bar.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    Several MLH players have their phones hacked.

    Most people find embarrassing photos.

    Ilya Rozanov accidentally leaks five years' worth of sex reviews.

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    You know that TikTok trend where people rate how good the sex was in front of their partner?

    Yeah. It's that.

     
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    13 Jul 2026

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    “It really fucking hurt to just be ignored for six months.”

    Ilya looks at him again, nodding as he runs his finger along Shane’s bare collarbone. He shifts so that he’s lying beside Shane more than hovering on top of him, but keeps touching him and doesn’t go far.

    “You can call me sensitive or whatever, but I don’t think I can do this if you’re just going to ignore me for another six months or however long after we say goodbye tonight.” Shane continues, trying to subtly wipe his wet eyes but of course Ilya notices.

    “Hollander-” He reaches up to wipe the tears away, but Shane lightly pushes his hand away and shakes his head.

    “I guess I’m not cut out for casual.” He whispers. “Because this has never really felt like nothing to me, and I can’t pretend that it is. You aren’t nothing to me.”

    or, the boys talk in Vegas because they can't fight their feelings anymore.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    If I could give you my living eye in place of that terrible stone, I would pluck it out myself and give you back all the light of the world. But I cannot. All that is left to me is to share your darkness.

     

    In which Lucerys Velaryon does not leave Storm's End to fly into the jaws of death, but turns around and faces his nemesis with courage and madness even greater than Aemond's own.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    Lucerys goes through all his pregnancies scared that the day he gives birth to a dark-eyed, brown-haired baby would be the end of his happy marriage but after seven years and having given birth to six beautiful children, all of them with lilac eyes and silver-white hair, he thinks that after all his genes weren’t that strong.

    Or where Lucerys is terrified that this last baby, with his dark hair and brown eyes is going to be doomed of his husband, cause if Aemond Targaryen dares to make a comment about their child looks he is a dead man, and their poor children will have to learn to call father to another man.

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    01 Jul 2026