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    When a far more Jaded, far-less-Mortal Percy wakes up in his nine-year-old body, he very firmly decides that Once Was Enough, Thank You! So, instead of deciding to re-do his childhood But Better, he decides that this whole Mortal Hero thing is just NOT for him. So, instead, he decides to do as his kind-of-sibling Nereus does, and become a Hermit. Hell, he even makes his Mortality burn away faster than it had in the Before, so he CAN'T become the Child of Prophesy this time!

    His plan is absolutely foolproof!
    (Now if only he considered everyone ELSE when he made this plan...)

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    23 Jun 2026

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Potter's Custom Dual Core Wands.
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    Harry's wand shop, various customers and their wands. And other semi-relevant scenes.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    “You know, I know this next person I’m taking you to. He’s sort of sour, but when he warms up to you, he’s really not that bad at all.”.....She was perfectly fine helping him bounce from foster home to foster home until he turned eighteen and stopped being her problem.

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    Finnick Odair is put into his next foster home after the last one went awry. His social worker Effie speaks highly of the man and the two girls he's already fostering. Finnick has his doubts.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    With the invention of phones, the invention of group chats, was, perhaps, all but inevitable.
    This was, arguably, the first.

    Or: The Second Generation are chaotic bastards. Except for Ares and Hephaestus. They're just chaotic. The Second Generation are also very good at enabling each other's first impulses. The constant running commentary and chaotic whims of the peanut gallery will surely have no effect on sweet young Percy Jackson. No effect. None whatsoever.
    Also, Mars and Mercury are here. Who invited them? Seriously though, who invited them, I have no idea how they happened.

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    08 Jun 2026