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Harry Potter and the Boomslang by LocalFriendlyEldritchThing
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Nov 2025
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“But I’m a person, not a snake. How come we can talk?”
“Snakes consider themselves people, Harrypotter, just as humans, scruffy or not, do, and you will do well to remember as such.” the snake rebuked.
Harry curled inwards on himself a little. It seemed the awful manners Aunt Petunia was always berating him for stretched to conversations with snakes too. “Oh. Sorry. I… I guess that makes sense.”
“Apology accepted.” The snake’s hissing tone seemed to soften. “Even rude, scruffy humans must ask questions, I suppose.”
Harry frowned. There wouldn’t be many other snakes to talk to, would there? “How long have you been here?”
“I am uncertain. I believe it to be several moons. I have escaped my previous prisons with relative ease, but have yet to find a way out of this boring box.”
Harry felt a pang of sympathy - he knew what it was like to be trapped.
“Regardless, you are not a snake, for no snake would have such a weak jaw.” the Boomslang hissed, seemingly amused. “You, Harrypotter, are a Parselmouth.”Or: Harry befriends a snake before Hogwarts, and then The Plot Starts
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- Part 1 of Harry Potter fics
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Nor Is He Early by ObliqueVion
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
14 Dec 2025
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A Prime is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to… give or take that one small paracausal nudge.
Or, that time the Matrix got impatient and stole a truck...
It's only going to get more and more hazardous to binge all of this:
✔️ Optimus Prime being iconically wholesome
✔️ Cybertron being an exotic mechanical wonderland
✔️ Mystery, adventure, and intrigue
✔️ Not so much a slow burn as a long fuse
❌ Civil warSeries
- Part 1 of Nor is He Early and Adjacent Stories
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08 Aug 2024
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that time the Matrix got impatient and stole a truck...
A politics and patience-type ficIncomplete, uncertain when it may be updated.
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Kryptonian's Best Friend by unbreakabledawn
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics)
08 May 2026
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A man with a peculiar dog catches the eye of a pet store employee in Metropolis.
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She squints. Frowns. First in confusion, and then in annoyance. Not at the tall, broad-shouldered man in the baggy suit and thick-rimmed glasses, although he does make for a strange sight, his shoulders settled into a deep slouch that makes him seem like he’s not taking up as much space as he is. Which is a considerable amount of space—the guy is huge.
No, Bella is staring at the damn dog sitting by his side, its fluffy tail wagging to and fro with simple-minded bliss.
Bookmarked by LocalFriendlyEldritchThing
17 Jun 2026
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The palace staff can't say they're exactly pleased with the attitudes of the royal family, to say the least. Now, after a few wild fights, the old banished Prince is sitting on the throne and leading their nation. What are they supposed to make of it all?
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The five times the palace staff weren't sure what to think about the new Fire Lord + the one time they were.
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- Part 1 of Avatar 5 + 1 Things
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- 4/4
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Bookmarked by LocalFriendlyEldritchThing
17 Jun 2026
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i'm not even in this fandom, just stumbled on this top-tier work and I was hooked
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My Adventures with Willful Ignorance by JustGettingBy
Fandoms: My Adventures with Superman (Cartoon), Superman - All Media Types
08 Jul 2024
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The five times the staff at the Daily Planet knew the truth about Clark Kent (and the one time they didn’t).
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13 Oct 2024
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Prime Watches by RamPluto
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers (Bay Movies), Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers (Skybound 2023)
25 May 2026
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After a failed experiment, Optimus and Team Prime gain the ability to glimpse into alternate universes. From intense battles to lighthearted adventures, they’re about to discover the endless possibilities the unknown holds.