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    It is a truth, universally acknowledged, that every genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist must be in want of six shots of high-priced vodka, a trashed hotel room, a hot dude in his bed, and basically nothing that Steve has to offer.

    Not that he wants to offer anything at all to someone like Tony Stark.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    18 year old Tony Stark is your typical teenager. Well, except for how he’s the playboy billionaire heir to Stark Industries and working on two PhDs. Oh, and 6 months ago he was kidnapped by - well, no one really knows who. Since his rescue (excuse you, Tony liberated himself), he’s also been keeping a pretty big secret. Here’s a hint: it’s shiny, red and gold, and flies. Tony’s had a productive couple of months, but the fact that his grandfather keeps trying to hire bodyguards for his “safety” is really putting a cramp in his ability to keep his secret superhero identity, well, a secret.

    Steve Rogers wakes up in 2015 and finds out that he’s missed 70 years (Oh god, does this mean he’s 94?), a revelation that he handles with much less grace than usual. Mostly, Steve just wants to be Captain America again, but on his own terms and without a lot of fanfare. To fill the time while Steve tries to figure out the best way to resurrect a dead superhero, his good friend Isaac Stark offers him a job: bodyguard to Isaac’s grandson, Tony Stark - who seems to get into a surprising amount of trouble for a teenager. “There’s no better introduction to the 21st century than through Tony,” says Isaac. Somehow, Steve is not reassured.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Turns out magic doesn't affect AIs. Karen is Peter's only link to his old life, and helps him hold on when he gets low.
    Meanwhile, in Upstate New York, Tony struggles with the inexplicable certainty that he's lost a kid.

    Until Peter gets hurt, and Karen tells FRIDAY ...

    Set in that wonderful AU world where Tony survives Endgame, and our boy (eventually) gets all the hugs he needs and deserves.

    Runner up in the 2022 Iron Dad Creator Awards Fixer-Upper Category
    Winner of the 2023 Iron Dad Creator Awards Fixer-Upper Category

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Spider-Man always hit the attempted rapists the hardest.

    This was not due to some kind of personal connection.

    It wasn't.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    The mission resets abruptly, from objective: kill to objective: protect

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    01 Jun 2026