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“You are literally the most uptight man I have ever met in my life,” Richie snorted. “I feel so bad for your wife dude.”
“I’m divorced.” Eddie deadpanned.
“Holy fuck- it’s never made more sense in my entire life-“
“You’re permanently single, fuckwad, I don’t see how you can make fun of me-“
“Did your wife leave you for an actor? Is that why you’re such a theatre hater? Was it Ryan Gosling-“
This is where Eddie started taking off his shoe to throw at his head. Richie was too fast for him, laughing the whole way as he ran out the door and just missed the hit.
[For the last year, the theatre teacher and the gym teacher of this small town high school have been having an ongoing spiteful feud. Up until now.]
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24 Jul 2026
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you want it rough (you're out of bounds) by vastlyuntalented
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
10 May 2026
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“Most of the time when people order pizza with a celebrity name it’s just some college kids trying to get a good deal. And when celebrities do it, they usually use a pseudonym like John Smith so they don’t get recognised, but apparently you’re too stupid for that.” He crosses his arms defensively, and it sends a spark of pleasure up Richie’s spine.
“Yep, that’s me, stupid Richie Tozier. And you, mister-” He peaks down at the name tag protruding from the guy’s uniform. “-Eddie. What’s a sexy thing like you doing delivering pizzas? Porn doesn’t pay enough?”
Or: Richie could really use the hot pizza delivery guy's input
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24 Jul 2026
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clowning around! by vastlyuntalented
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
25 Jun 2026
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They must have made an odd-looking group. Here, standing on the edge of the lawn, Ben, Bev and Elfie are a picture-perfect family. Strong, handsome father, beautiful, determined mother, perfectly beloved and adored daughter holding both their hands.
And Richie. In this damn clown costume.
Or: Richie the birthday clown works a gig and meets Eddie the newly-single dad.
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24 Jul 2026
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Heaven is a Place, This is a Place by thisyearsmodel
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
15 Jul 2026
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Eddie rushes over to his side, patting him hard on the back to loosen up the smoke trapped in his chest. Richie wheezes, sputtering, hacking as bits of spit fling from his mouth and land in gobs on the sidewalk. Eddie jumps out of their way so fast that his scarf unravels from around his neck and boom: there it fucking is. The bright white collar frames his throat so perfectly.
“Holy fuck,” Richie exhales. “You’re a priest?”
Eddie winces. “Well, not technically. I’m still in seminary school—”
“Right, right. You were saying…” Richie trails off, his eyes unable to tear away from the collar now that he sees it. “But. You? You sure?”
Eddie crosses his arms over his chest in a huff. “Yes I’m fucking sure what the fuck does that mean?”
Ahh. There he is. Still in there. Richie shoots him a smug half-smile.
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33 year-old Richie Tozier comes back home to Derry under unfortunate circumstances. His dad is dead, his career is fucked, and the love of his life who he hasn’t seen since they were thirteen has decided, maddeningly, to enter the priesthood.Bookmarked by LuckyStupid
23 Jul 2026
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“Rich, what the fuck.”
“What,” Richie says breathlessly, pushing up into Eddie’s grip with a weak sound.
Eddie stares, as he did five months ago, at the dick in his hand. Not that it was in his hand at the time. “I thought maybe I, like. Exaggerated it in my mind. But it’s really that fucking big.”
“Huh?” Richie blinks at him dumbly, jaw slack and abs tensing.
“Rich, I don’t even know what to do with all of this.”
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or, Richie has a big dick, and Eddie is into it.
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