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    a collection of less/not safe for work artworks ive done that would get me nuked in real time if i posted them on certain socials

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    07 Jul 2026

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    Lame ass broke ass weed stank UPS worker Ilya and older single dad Shane, need I say more?

    based on this thread

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    03 Jul 2026

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    “Curtis, let me get this straight,” Ilya said, still half asleep. ”Are you telling me I grow up in Russia, I worry whole time about dangers of being gay, I risk those dangers and my job when I am outed, am only safe after I marry my husband, but am lucky enough to never have formal trouble with tyrannical regime, only to officially be reprimanded by suburban Canadian neighborhood code for the property I own?”

    “No one is trying to stop you from being gay Mr. Rozanov.”

    “Hollander-Rozanov.”

    “We just ask that you follow the neighborhood’s bylaws about how you display it.”

    “Funny,” Ilya said dryly. “Putin told me the same thing.”

    OR Shane and Ilya Hollander-Rozanov are a lot of things, including bitchy gays. As they put up with less bullshit in married life, their petty side shows more. Never come between a professional ragebaiter and his bitch wife.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Holy shit.

    That was Shane Hollander. His heart plummeted straight to his feet.

    Troy had never been thrilled to see Shane on the ice against him, but this was decidedly worse as the man threw a towel over his shoulder, dark eyes studying him intently.

    “Fuck me,” Troy whispered as he looked at Ilya, who gave a not-so-apologetic shrug. Asshole.

    Hollander clicked his tongue. “Seems like the world thinks my fiancé is doing that,” he said flatly.

    “They are calling us Rozarrett,” Ilya said unhelpfully. “Or Baranov. I’m not sure which.”

    Troy wanted to scream at him, but he had other problems at the moment. “Did you say fiancé?”

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    In which Troy doesn’t immediately post Harris on his socials after coming out, and Ilya is inspired to come out shortly after. The result? An unfortunate misunderstanding, which leaves everyone thinking Baranov is the cutest couple in hockey.

    Everyone other than Shane and Harris that is.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    26 Jun 2026