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  1. Public Bookmark 84

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    "They get paid to do this?" Malfoy asked finally.

    "They do," Theo confirmed. "It’s called Pornography. Muggles have an entire industry. Highly lucrative business. People get paid to have sex with each other in all sorts of delightfully creative ways, then they film it and other people pay to watch it.”

    Malfoy’s finger moved slowly along his jaw, gray eyes still fixed on the screen. "And the people in it. That's their job. They simply" -he watched for a moment longer, his head tilted one way, then the other- "fuck each other? Professionally?"

    Theo nodded emphatically. "I'm telling you, muggles are brilliant! Granger introduced me to it, actually," he said proudly. "She works at a porn shop."

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    Inspired (very loosely) by Director Kevin Smith's cinematic masterpiece "Zack and Miri Make a Porno," this story explores what happens when two people find love in the unlikeliest of places... each other.
    And also, there is porn.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Hermione Granger comes when she wants, leaves when she’s done, and never apologizes. Draco Malfoy’s only problem? He loves being eaten alive.

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    "Take your trousers off, Malfoy."

    Draco would be the first to admit that somewhere along the line, he'd apparently developed a type for terrifying women in politics who bossed him around with a snap of their manicured fingers and expected immediate compliance.

    Or, more precisely, for the singular, terrifying witch named Hermione Granger currently standing before him.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    After Hermione is (unfairly) sent to work in the Auror office, where Malfoy will be her supervisor for a whole bloody month, it seems like all hope of achieving her promotion is lost.

    Until she finds a letter addressed to her—a filthy letter. And based on the incriminating position she finds Malfoy in when she confronts him—midway through a wank—there’s only one person who could have written it.

    Perhaps they can help each other: early release in exchange for participating in the dirty scenarios in his unsent letters. Two weeks of no-strings sex with Malfoy and then they’ll go their separate ways—right?

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    06 Apr 2026

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    Hermione Granger wasn’t planning to offer to deflower her colleague and friend, Draco Malfoy. Nor did she expect him to accept the odd proposal.

    Now, they're drafting sex agendas, negotiating terms and limits, and scheduling orgasms like it's one of their curse-breaking Ministry projects. It's strictly professional (of course), except Draco is painfully hot in that nerdy way, tragically inexperienced, and has these eyeglasses that should be illegal.

    Seven days. One thirty-year-old virgin. Zero chance of staying just friends.

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    29 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 89

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    Draco’s holiday strategy is simple: skip the Christmas Eve party and spare himself another evening of pretending he isn’t hopelessly gone for Hermione Granger.

    Too bad Theodore Nott refuses to let him brood in peace.
    Because if there’s one thing Theo loves more than eggnog, it’s forcing Draco to confront his long-standing crush.

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    17 Dec 2025