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you can take me hot to go by persimmonsandcats
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
07 Jun 2024
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“Okay,” Utahime says, massaging her temples, “you know what?”
“No.” Satoru says, and stares at the DM from Suguru so hard his vision starts to blur.
“Gojo Satoru.” She snaps her fingers in front of his face, disturbing his hyper-locked in view of the phone screen, and he blinks, the world coming back into focus.
“Huh?” He says.
“Okay, I have known you since you were, what? Twelve? Thirteen?”
Satoru makes an iffy sort of hand gesture. It was somewhere around there, who knows really. He can’t remember all that.
“Okay, so I say this with the full weight of well over a decade of…” She pauses, thinking.
“Friendship.” He supplies, nodding.
She stares at him dead-eyed.
“Acquaintanceship?” He tries, failing to stop the pout.
“Proximity.” She decides firmly.
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30 Jun 2026
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1-800-hot-n-fun by persimmonsandcats
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
22 Mar 2025
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“I’m just saying,” Satoru says, like what he’s just said didn’t completely open Suguru’s skull and smash his brain like berries, “now please, sir, might I smoke some of your marijuana.”
“No.” Suguru says automatically, moving his vape away from Satoru’s searching hands. “Also stop fucking talking like that.”
“My man, let me hit that.” Satoru tries, reaching for the pen and tumbling forward. He’s off balance because he’s been drinking– barely but still– which is why he’s not allowed to hit Suguru’s vape. He lands solidly on Suguru’s chest, laughs, and then tilts his face up toward Suguru with a pout. “Suguru,” he whines.
“You’re a menace.” Suguru tells Satoru, pinching his cheek. “Especially when your dumbass is cross faded. Last time you spent three hours crying on my bed because you thought the world was spinning wrong and you were worried about marine life and coastal ecological impacts via the Coriolis effect.”
“Whale fall.” Satoru says suddenly, sounding mournful, and then he puts his head back on Suguru’s chest and bursts into tears.
Suguru pats Satoru’s head soothingly. He does feel vaguely frantic that Satoru is crying, but–
“You would subscribe to my OnlyFans?” He asks.
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30 Jun 2026
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No Homo, Right? by niaobirb
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
16 Nov 2023
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“What, like practice kissing?” Satoru makes a face. “Isn’t that kind of gay?"
“Not really. Think about it. We’re practicing so you’ll be better at kissing girls. That’s, like, the opposite of gay."
Yeah, now that Satoru thinks about it, that does make sense. Anyway, it’s hard to think clearly when Suguru is suddenly climbing onto the bed, invading his personal space and leaning in so Satoru can feel his breath against his lips.
“So, no homo, right?” Suguru asks softly, interrupting his thoughts.
“Yeah… Yeah, okay,” Satoru whispers.
And then Suguru kisses him.
In which everyone knows Satoru and Suguru are dating, except Satoru and Suguru themselves. (5 times they don't realize they're dating + 1 time they do.)
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27 Jun 2026
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“Look at everything on these walls, little bird. Everything I’ve gotten, mementos. What do you think this is?”
A slow, horrible realization dawned on Dick, and he did his best to hide the disgust. “A trophy room,” he whispered, looking around at everything displayed with pride, and - himself, hanging in the center, entirely in view.
“That’s right,” Asshole said, still smiling. “And what does that make you?”
A trophy, Dick thought, and didn’t answer.
Dick runs head-first into a looney tunes style trap that he can't quip his way out of in an attempt to find Damian, and there's no rescue coming, with all his family focused on saving Damian. Meanwhile, Dick is the prized centerpiece in his captor's shrine to Nightwing. An unlikely rescuer comes to his aid.
Whumptober Number 11:
Animal Traps|Captivity|"No one will find you."
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19 Jun 2026
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Shock of Devotion by timbitsandpieces
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Deathstroke the Terminator (Comics)
02 Apr 2024
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Dick had woken up in a fucking tank.
He didn’t get past his first word before the doors burst open and a fully armored Deathstroke walked in.
“Deathstroke?” Black Mask didn’t move, too busy gloating in front of Dick. “Was there a security breach?”
“No,” Deathstroke said flatly, walking through the aisle and towards Dick. He unsheathed his sword.
Dick finds himself in the spotlight–and not the kind he likes. A familiar face may prove to be just what he needs–but why? There's always a price.
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19 Jun 2026