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    Everyone always says that dying is worst for the loved one left behind.

    Sam has to assume that only applies when the person in question stays dead. Because his life has been a steaming pile of shit since his resurrection in the Egyptian desert. Mikaela broke up with him. He hasn't seen Bee in months. The Autobots are ignoring him. He's been exiled from college and left to the mercies of his overbearing parents.

    But it's inevitable, really. If there's an Autobot disaster to be had, Sam will wind up in the middle of it. Maybe this time around it'll end up doing him some good. With every battle he ends up growing closer to the Autobots. Maybe this time he'll end up getting a second family out of it.

    The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb. Does that still apply when most of the blood is actually Energon?

    And why the fuck have all the Autobots started bowing at him?

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    Upon Sam stabbing Optimus with the Matrix of Leadership, Optimus is given the opportunity to go back before the Civil war that ravaged Cybertron, before he sent the Allspark off world and before Megatron was corrupted by the Fallen.
    Before his bond with his brother broke.

    Sam is unfortunately along for the ride. The Allspark is a smug semi-sentient artifact that fuck up his life again and again and now it has decided the Sam would do very well on Cybertron... as a Cybertronian... as a sparkling.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    When Shen Yuan died, he expected many things.

    Reincarnating into a cultivation world? Sure.

    A System? Understandable.

    Some sort of overpowered cheat ability? Reasonable.

    What he did *not* expect was waking up as a suspiciously intelligent chick on Beast Peak.

    Armed with nothing but his survival instincts, a deeply unhelpful System, and an overwhelming determination not to become someone's dinner, Shen Yuan decides to escape, find a nice cave, and live a quiet life far away from plot.

    Unfortunately, the plot has other ideas.

    Unfortunately, the plot's name is Luo Binghe.

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    Shen Yuan accidentally becomes a ((Redacted)). Luo Binghe accidentally adopts him. Beast Peak suffers.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Shen Yuan’s new body was that of a Heart’s Truth Viper Demon, a name so artlessly literal it made Shen Yuan want to spit blood. His bite had different effects based on what he was feeling—like a mood ring, but for murder—but he mostly just used his anger at how PIDW ended to hunt deer and protect the village nearby. That all changes when he accidentally catches the cultivation world's attention and ends up in one of Huan Hua's venom farms, but he's determined to wait for Binghe's rising star rather than try to escape. Somehow he does catch the young Demon Emperor's attention, but much more quickly and intensely than he planned...

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    Shen Yuan gets stuck in a box the entire time Binghe is in the Abyss, then immediately gives away that he knows too much when they finally meet. The relationship that develops is, of course, obsessive on both ends.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    With any possibility of escape from the Water Prison foiled, bound more thoroughly than before, Shen Qingqiu is left entirely at Luo Binghe’s mercy.

    If Shen Qingqiu won’t tell Luo Binghe why he threw him into the Abyss, then Luo Binghe will make him.

    By any means necessary.

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    04 Jun 2026