Mardytoast
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Wednesday's never felt like this before. Pain is one of her favourite feelings, second after rage. But these headaches, coughs and sore throat just hurt. She's also never felt like.. this before
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Two losers and a little hick mountain town that won't let Careless Whisper go despite it being literally 2003
It's annoying, Kyle personally thinks. But it's also senior prom and he's drowning in nostalgia for people he doesn't even like, and who don't like him
They should dance to the super insane 'beat drop" before the bridge in Careless Whisper, Stan personally thinks
Two am and they've kicked everyone else out of the school gym with Stan's bad metal, and some people MIGHT say that Stan is a really fucking good dancer...
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Keith and Lance think they're under the influence of sex-pollen. They aren't.
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5 times Keith and Lance accidentally ended up in (increasingly) awkward positions, plus 1 time it wasn't an accident.
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Lance takes a few steps into the room before it clicks.
“You’re in heat!” he accuses.
Keith goggles at him before hissing, “How can you even tell that, it’s suppressed!” sounding completely scandalized.Bookmarked by Mardytoast
04 Jul 2026
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“Not—not that you’d be my rebound! I mean, you’d be helping me take my mind off of this guy, but to be a rebound, I’d have to have dated him first, I think, and he doesn’t even know I like him, so. You wouldn’t be a rebound. At worst, we become badass partners-in-crime with a grudging respect for each other, at best, we’re soulmates for life and this is fate trying to help us find happiness. So. Um.” Lance swallows and looks up at the Blade of Marmora soldier through his lashes. “What say you?”
They look down at their hands for a moment, fingers twisting together in deep thought. Then they’re pulling their gloves off, revealing pale, half-bruised knuckles of the human variation, and their mask is dissolving, giving way to big blue-purple eyes and an achingly familiar jet-black cowlick. “Who,” says Keith Kogane, in that low-pitched rumble that makes Lance’s stomach roil in the good way—holy fuck—“is this guy you’re trying to get over?”
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“They gave us the wrong mission,” Keith snaps.
“Uh huh.”
“I mean it,” the red paladin mutters. He smacks something off his cheek—a mosquito, by the looks of it—before turning his scowl back on Lance. His hair’s much…poofier than usual. His skin is tainted ever so slightly red. Salt and sun, Lance’s mind supplies. Lucky bastard. “You got mine, I got yours. They messed it up.”
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When Lance is stationed on a frozen planet alone over Christmas, he finds solace in Keith, stationed on his own mission in tropical paradise. So begins an exchange of everything they miss about warm and cold Christmas.