Maroonalien



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    “You can call me Technoblade, by the way. Only old people like Phil get called sir. May I have your name?”

    "W- yeah, uh, it's Ranboo." they said, not wanting to be rude. But the moment they said it, they felt a heavy pit of loss open up in their chest, like they had been emptied and left hollow like a carved pumpkin after the Feast of the Moon. They gasped, suddenly unable to take in enough of the bitingly frigid air, curling in on themself as they ached with the sudden vacuity making its home in them, fingers tingling with numbness as their head became light, dizzy.

    Ranboo.” A deep voice rumbled into their ear, close enough to send shivers down their spine. He said their name with a purpose, with a sense of satisfaction and amusement, and part of their mind quaked in fear, even if they weren’t quite sure what they were afraid of. “That was easy. It was nice to meet you, Ranboo. I’ll see you very soon.”

    i.e. ive read so many Dark SBI fics so now ive decided its Ranboo's turn to get kidnapped ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Hisashi isn’t sure how to feel about Izuku getting a Quirk so late in life.

    All For One just wants the Universe to stop sending his son replacement parents.

     

    It’s definitely not a sign, or karma.

     

    “When did he even meet All Might?!

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    28 Jun 2026

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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    23-year old Firelord Zuko returns to his 13-year old body in the middle of his first Agni Kai. In an attempt to not get burned again, thanks, Zuko rightly commits patricide and becomes Firelord. Again. At 13.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    ..with fire in your soul.

    In which Zuko, First Born of Prince Ozai, vaguely remembers a life where he (well, she) went to college and watched a show called Avatar: The Last Airbender.

    The plot is just going to have to deal with it.

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    17 Jun 2026