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    Shane’s jealousy leads to an argument that puts a halt on their hook up arrangement. When trying to make things right, Ilya decides to use his manners.

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    Shane Hollander and the Metros might have lost the game, but Ilya Rozanov has lost the IDGAF war.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Tuna melt uno reverse

  2. Rec 41

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    "She's my fairy godmother," Shane says, loud enough for Ilya to hear, as he stares at himself in the mirror.

    There's a long, long pause. Then Ilya laughs loudly, a genuine burst of surprise that reverberates off the doorway. "Very funny, Hollander. And you are my cute little house elf. What does that make me?"

    Instead of Rose becoming Shane's best friend, she offered to grant him three wishes a month. Surely a dream come true for any closeted hockey player trying to navigate impossible feelings for his biggest rival.

    But over the following months, a few problems emerge: first, Shane has no clue how to explain this relationship to an increasingly jealous Ilya. Second, he keeps screwing up his wishes. And, oh yeah, he's maybe a little terrified of his fairy godmother.

    Vibes: Ella Enchanted meets Heated Rivalry. 50% crack, 50% fix it fic, 100% magical alternative coming out story. 🧚‍♀️ Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo

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    30 Jun 2026

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    It’s late in the first period when the news breaks.
    Shane stands. He’s not sure why, not at first, as he sweeps the ice, looking for blood or a mouthful of teeth or anything that would explain this sudden silence.
    Le Centre-Bell is never quiet.

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    Hayden's video leaks partway through the 2022 season, while Montréal is playing Ottawa. Shane trades himself to the opposing team.

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    Or: remember when Patrick Roy traded himself in the middle of a game? Shane can do that, too.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    The coffee table was covered in evidence, two plates with the remains of the tuna melts, an empty can of ginger ale left behind like a murder weapon. Yes, this was a crime scene. He would alert the authorities.

    Wanted: Shane Hollander.

    So fucking wanted.

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    Or: After running away from Ilya's, Shane realizes his mistake and comes back.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Ilya listening to Adele 😭

  5. Public Bookmark 50

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    "Do you know how long it's been since I heard from Alexei?" Ilya asks, as Shane walks into the kitchen and opens the fridge.

    "Huh?"

    Ilya shakes his phone at Shane. "I was thinking it's been a while since I heard from him, so I was looking through my call log and I can't find anything in the past few months." Shane looks at him with a mix of confusion and horror. He puts his hands up in mock defense. "Don't worry, don't worry. I'm not going to call him, but the longer he goes silent the worse it usually is when he pops back up."

    "Ilya." Shane abandons his search for food to stand directly in front of him. "You haven't talked to Alexei in literal decades."

    Ilya is diagnosed with dementia and opts for medical assistance in dying rather than letting the disease take over. He and Shane say goodbye.

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    30 Jun 2026