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    [FIC IS ON HIATUS AS OF 2ND FEBRUARY 2025]

    Life is cushy, working on a subterranean research facility on an underexplored ocean planet. As the resident handyman, most of your work takes place underwater - lucky for you, cave diving is your passion. With the building between bi-annual research teams, and the next lot yet to arrive, you find yourself with an excess of free time. All you have to do is fulfil your weekly duties, prepare the facility for the next team of researchers, and relax. Oh, and track down the net that went missing some time ago.

    And then you find it.
    In a submerged cave.
    Trapping a mermaid.

    You really wish this wasn't your responsibility.

    (Moon thinks he should have listened to Sun and stuck to hunting in warmer waters. Why does this bizarre two-tailed mermaid keep coming at him with sharp instruments?)

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    05 Apr 2026

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    SS+ writing and worldbuilding, I rotate this story in my mind microwave (mindcrowave haha) all the time <3

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    It's a lovely night in Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizza-Plex, and you are a horrible goose.

    Super short, just a single chapter, and packed full of silly shenanigans! You are a goose a la 'untitled goose game' and you decide to have some good silly goose fun for a night in the plex! You confuse and maybe even befriend baffled animatronics and knock a lot of things over and do a considerable amount of honking. That's all, its just a silly fun little fic! Enjoy!! <3

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    20 Feb 2024

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    The many parts of Steven's universe.

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    Earth's protectors meet Earth's avengers.

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    20 May 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Top shelf, God-tier shit y'all, go read it

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    You’re just an average, happy human, going about life, trying to forge your way in the world. Fortunately, you’ve landed a nice job that pays well, you’re steadily and reliably working your way out of the debt you gained from moving to the city, and you found a great apartment (with a chill roommate, Sans, a polite skeleton monster with puns up his sleeve and an indecipherable gaze) for surprisingly little rent.

    Everything’s fine.

    And then, without warning, two more skeletons seem to show up out of nowhere at your and Sans’s shared apartment. The first to appear is Red, a hot-blooded, sharp-grinned alcoholic who isn’t shy to share his less than savoury intentions with you, with crude gestures and pick-up lines galore.

    ... And the second is a tall, broad, but quiet skeleton who immediately goes by the pseudonym Skull, sporting a huge crack in his head and a single, engorged red iris, that never seems to stop staring at you.

    You’re not sure why both of them won’t leave you alone, or why Sans seems so desperate to stop them from interacting with you... But hey, what harm could come from it?

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    19 Feb 2019

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    You just wanted to get a Sansy bitty. He was funny and calm and low-maintenance. Perfect for you. But in the course of less than 24 hours, you went from no bitties to two. And the surprise one is angry. So, so angry.

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    19 Feb 2019