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“You still gonna be a jackass to our friends instead of just asking me to pleasure you?” you say.
He swallows. His adam’s apple bobs. “If this is my reward, absolutely.”
He can’t see you smile at this angle. He can feel your grip leave his cock to slide your fingers through his hair before you grab. Still slow, still steady, giving him plenty of opportunity to stop you.
He don’t. He lets you pull his head back, bare his throat, and only whimpers and shivers against you.
Or: Astarion is terrible about communicating what he wants. But Eleanor is getting good at translating gremlin.
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- Part 8 of these two shitheads
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07 Jul 2026
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Saw the Wanksgiving 2023 post on tumblr. Said, "huh."
Astarion and Tav learn some things about each other. Tav is greedy. Astarion is here for it.
“May I make an educated guess, darling?” he says.
You brace yourself. Raise an eyebrow.
His face goes full debauchery when he leans in. “You like carrying me inside you.”
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- Part 5 of these two shitheads
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06 Jul 2026
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Turns out, it’s not heart disease that gets you. Not a car crash, the second coming, or even a plain old slip in the shower that removes you from this mortal coil.
It’s motherfucking aliens.
Your Uncle Randy would be so proud.
Or: two losers cheat, stab, and flirt their way to a win.
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- Part 1 of these two shitheads
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06 Jul 2026
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Something other than a giant, alien brain festers in the city of Baldur's Gate. From dead men wandering the sewers, to soulless patriars scheming from their gilded palaces, something vile has taken root to consume all it touches.
To save a city that's deemed them criminals (and to save their own asses), these two losers must cheat, stab, and flirt their way to the heart of the rot and carve it out, piece by festering piece. And figure out what, exactly, they mean to each other.
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- Part 4 of these two shitheads
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06 Jul 2026
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Astarion’s coming to your tent every night with honeyed nothings on his tongue. Trouble is, you’re starting to smell hints of bullshit. The closer y’all get, the further apart you feel. And then there’s the fucking brainworm cult.
These two losers must cheat, stab, and flirt their way to the heart of a cult. And to…whatever it is between them.
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- Part 3 of these two shitheads
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06 Jul 2026