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“We argued. Extensively. In front of his daughter. There were so many buttons to push. He’s so easily ruffled, it’s simply delightful!” He sets his monocle back in its rightful place, choosing instead to fidget with his microphone. “Of course, I do understand that, even with my lack of experience, this is not, exactly, ideal… So, I’ve come to you, my dear friend, in hopes of hearing your thoughts and getting your expert advice in this matter so I may make him my own.”
It was quiet in the shop for several long moments, Alastor’s static feedback getting gradually louder as he became more agitated from her lack of response.
He lifts his eyes when he feels Rosie’s hands cover his own on top of his microphone, ceasing their inane movements that were so unlike him. She looked genuinely taken aback by his confession, but not horrified, which was a good sign.
“Alastor, I’ve gotta admit, you’re really giving me a run for my money,” she tells him softly.
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- Part 1 of Between the Shadow and the Soul
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10 Jul 2026
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“Alright,” Lucifer says, turning back to the counter to take the next customer’s order, “And what can I get started for yo—”
His smile pulls tight and uncomfortable across his face, surely looking more akin to a grimace than anything resembling the simple joy that was present only moments before.
Not him again…
“Do you typically take this long to acknowledge a customer, or are you just feeling especially inadequate today?” Alastor’s voice is irritatingly soothing, full of an easy confidence that Lucifer would love to say is misplaced—but, frustratingly, he can’t.
The man has been coming here for the better part of three months. Danced in on a breeze from out of town, some sort of up-and-coming audio engineer trying to wiggle his way into the recording booth, from what Lucifer had been able to gather.
Innocent. Innocuous.
It wasn’t something he’d normally have any issue with and, though their first meeting in the café hadn’t exactly been warm and fuzzy, it wasn’t outright hostile, either. There was something off about him that Lucifer couldn’t quite put a finger on—until the bodies started piling up.
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09 Jul 2026
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When Lucifer first meets Alastor, he loathes him. Who was a mere sinner — a creepy, manipulative, cannibalistic serial-killer — to claim a spot beside his darling daughter and claim she could call Alastor dad? She had a father! And sure, Lucifer would be the first to admit that maybe he was a bit messy about things. He could have been more communicative, maybe a little less manic, and certainly a little more supportive from the start — but Alastor was a shining example in proving his point about sinners in the first place.
After moving into the hotel, however, his opinion has changed. Just a little. Barely. A Smidge.
Perhaps, maybe, kind-of-sort-of, a lot.
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09 Jul 2026
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Love Is (Not) In The Air by YunaYamiMouto
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
14 Feb 2026
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Lilith was finally returning to Hell and Charlie had big plans to get her parents back together. It would be super romantic, since her mom had chosen Valentine's Day, the most romantic holiday, so surely she wanted that, too! And her dad has been longing for her for so long ... Charlie is sure it would be a huge success and all of Hell would celebrate the return of the royal couple! However, unknown to her, Lucifer had finally found his soulmate and was not letting go. Not that his soulmate had any such inclinations, either.
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07 Jul 2026
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Plan A: Tell everyone Alastor tops. Plan B: ...whatever this is. by PuffinStack for MothballMilkshake
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
15 Feb 2026
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"He could claim it was all a joke, an error, a misunderstanding—but in Hell, no one cared about correcting misinformation. No matter what, this story was out, and it would spread fast, considering the reach of Alastor’s broadcast and the fact that Vox listened to it obsessively. There was nothing he could do.
Lucifer wished his magic could turn back time. Could take the words 'Come on down to bed, Al,' out of everyone’s minds and pull the sound back through the radio waves into his big, stupid mouth."
Or, all of Hell heard Lucifer call Alastor down to bed. What's a devil to do to fix his mistake? Well, apparently...whatever this is. (Alastor vetoed Plan A.)
[Written for MothballMilkshake's 500 Mothballs WTIYS! Congratulations, Moth!!]
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07 Jul 2026