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Kiss the Princess by Vickysaurus
Fandom Slay the Princess (Visual Novel)
- Mature, General Audiences, Teen And Up Audiences, Explicit
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply, Major Character Death
- F/M, Multi, F/F, M/M
- Series in Progress
07 Jan 2026
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Major Character Death
- The Long Quiet/The Princess (Slay the Princess)
- The Player | The Hero/The Razor (Slay the Princess)
- The Player | The Hero/The Princess (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Smitten/The Razor (Slay the Princess)
- The Long Quiet/The Razor (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Stubborn/The Razor (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Hero/The Razor (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Cheated/The Razor (Slay the Princess)
- The Player | The Hero/The Witch (Slay the Princess)
- The Witch/Voice of the Opportunist (Slay the Princess)
- The Witch/Voice of the Hero (Slay the Princess
- The Long Quiet/The Witch (Slay the Princess)
- The Player | The Hero/The Wild (Slay the Princess)
- The Player | The Hero/The Wounded Wild (Slay the Princess)
- The Wounded Wild / Voice of the Hero (Slay the Princess)
- The Wounded Wild / Voice of the Opportunist (Slay the Princess)
- The Wounded Wild / Voice of the Stubborn (Slay the Princess)
- The Long Quiet/The Wild (Slay the Princess)
- The Long Quiet/The Wounded Wild (Slay the Princess)
- The Player | The Hero/The Spectre (Slay the Princess)
- The Spectre/Voice of the Hero (Slay the Princess)
- The Long Quiet/The Spectre (Slay the Princess)
- The Player | The Hero/The Adversary (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Hero/The Adversary (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Stubborn/The Adversary (Slay the Princess)
- The Player | The Hero/The Eye of the Needle (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Hero/The Eye of the Needle (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Stubborn/The Eye of the Needle (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Smitten/The Eye of the Needle
- The Long Quiet/The Adversary (Slay the Princess)
- The Long Quiet/The Eye of the Needle (Slay the Princess)
- The Long Quiet/The Shifting Mound (Slay the Princess)
- The Player | The Hero/The Shifting Mound (Slay the Princess)
- The Long Quiet/The Prisoner (Slay the Princess)
- The Player | The Hero/The Prisoner (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Hero/The Prisoner (Slay the Princess)
- The Prisoner/Voice of the Skeptic (Slay the Princess)
- The Long Quiet/The Nightmare (Slay the Princess)
- The Player | The Hero/The Nightmare (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Smitten/The Nightmare (Slay the Princess)
- The Long Quiet/The Shifting Mound/The Thorn (Slay the Princess)
- The Player | The Hero/The Shifting Mound/The Thorn (Slay the Princess)
- The Long Quiet/The Thorn (Slay the Princess)
- The Player | The Hero/The Thorn (Slay the Princess)
- The Shifting Mound/The Thorn (Slay the Princess)
- The Player | The Hero/The Damsel (Slay the Princess)
- The Long Quiet/The Damsel (Slay the Princess)
- The Damsel/Voice of the Smitten (Slay the Princess)
- The Damsel/Voice of the Hero/Voice of the Smitten (Slay the Princess)
- The Player | The Hero/The Tower (Slay the Princess)
- The Player | The Hero/The Fury (Slay the Princess)
- The Long Quiet/The Tower (Slay the Princess)
- The Long Quiet/The Fury (Slay the Princess)
- The Tower/Voice of the Broken (Slay the Princess)
- voice of the hero & voice of the broken (slay the princess)
- The Fury/Voice of the Broken (Slay The Princess)
- The Fury/Voice of the Hero (Slay the Princess)
- The Long Quiet/The Moment of Clarity (Slay the Princess)
- The Player | The Hero/The Moment of Clarity (Slay the Princess)
- The Long Quiet/The Cage (Slay the Princess)
- The Player | The Hero/The Cage (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Skeptic/The Cage (Slay the Princess)
- The Player | The Hero/The Burned Grey (Slay the Princess)
- The Long Quiet/The Burned Grey (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Smitten/The Burned Grey (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Cold/The Burned Grey (Slay the Princess)
- The Long Quiet/The Stranger (Slay the Princess)
- The Player | The Hero/The Stranger (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Contrarian/Voice of the Hero (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Contrarian/The Stranger (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Contrarian/The Princess (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Contrarian/The Long Quiet (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Hero/The Princess (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Hero/The Stranger (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Hero/The Long Quiet
- The Stranger/The Stranger (Slay the Princess)
- The Long Quiet/Voice of the Hero/Voice of the Contrarian (Slay the Princess)
- The Beast/The Long Quiet (Slay the Princess)
- The Beast/The Hero | The Slayer (Slay the Princess)
- The Hero | The Slayer/The Princess (Slay the Princess)
- The Den/The Long Quiet (Slay the Princess)
- The Den/The Hero | The Slayer (Slay the Princess)
- The Den/Voice of the Hunted (Slay the Princess)
- The Beast/Voice of the Hunted (Slay the Princess)
- The Beast/Voice of the Hero (Slay the Princess)
- The Den/Voice of the Hero (Slay the Princess)
- The Den/Voice of the Cheated (Slay the Princess)
- The Long Quiet/The Wraith (Slay the Princess)
- The Player | The Hero/The Wraith (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Opportunist/The Wraith (Slay the Princess)
- The Razor (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Smitten (Slay the Princess)
- The Narrator (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Hero (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Cheated (Slay the Princess)
- The Princess (Slay the Princess)
- The Player | The Hero (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Stubborn (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Skeptic (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Contrarian (Slay the Princess)
- The Witch (Slay the Princess)
- The Long Quiet (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Opportunist (Slay the Princess)
- The Wild (Slay the Princess)
- The Wounded Wild (Slay the Princess)
- The Spectre (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Cold (Slay the Princess)
- The Adversary (Slay the Princess)
- The Eye of the Needle (Slay the Princess)
- The Shifting Mound (Slay the Princess)
- The Prisoner (Slay the Princess)
- The Nightmare (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Paranoid (Slay the Princess)
- The Thorn (Slay the Princess)
- The Moment of Clarity (Slay the Princess)
- The Damsel (Slay the Princess)
- The Deconstructed Damsel (Slay the Princess)
- The Tower (Slay the Princess)
- The Fury (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Broken (Slay the Princess)
- The Cage (Slay the Princess)
- The Burned Grey (Slay the Princess)
- The Grey (Slay the Princess)
- The Stranger (Slay the Princess)
- The Beast (Slay the Princess)
- The Den (Slay the Princess)
- Voice of the Hunted (Slay the Princess)
- The Wraith (Slay the Princess)
- Razor-typical silliness
- Razor-typical violence
- Kissing
- smitten has a plan
- It works really well
- for a little while
- Don't worry about that graphic description of injury warning
- this is probably gonna go great
- Bit of femdom
- Bit of bloodplay
- Razor gets to have fun here okay
- M-rating is mostly for chapter 3
- All the voices appear in chapters 2 and 3
- but half of them are pretty quiet so things don't get too crowded
- Romantic swashbuckling
- Razor's blade-based seduction techniques
- Content warning for toxic relationships in chapter 3
- Telling Razor to get creative is definitely a really good idea
- Consensual yet extremely fucked up kisses
- Making Out
- Biting
- Mutual Teasing
- mutual distrust
- Flirting
- Basically imagine the fight when you try to slay Witch except it's a make-out session instead
- Voice of the Hero tries to do right by the princess
- Voice of the Opportunist is up for anything
- Witch starts flirting to get the blade but is secretly into it
- And the Narrator hates everything that happens
- Humor
- Romance
- Sexual Tension
- They are both very pent up and messy and have a ton of conflicting emotions
- enemies to frenemies with benefits
- is the best way to describe it
- Enemies With Benefits
- Enemies to Lovers
- (but also still enemies)
- They hate each other just right
- Content warning for graphic description of injury in chapter 2
- Hurt/Comfort
- Forgiveness
- Romantic Angst
- Manipulative Narrator
- The Narrator knows how the Princess works and is not above using manipulation to achieve his goal
- Shifty calls Wild a curious heart and I thought that'd be fun to incorporate in her characterisation
- They both want to forgive and forget but they have three lifetimes of baggage
- The Voices are all on board with saving her though Opportunist isn't very committed
- lots of mentions of wild's heart that double as both metaphorical and literal
- the kiss is hardly the focus of this one but on the other hand it does all kind of lead up to it
- and this story is what I came up with when I asked myself what if you could kiss the Wild
- so we're keeping the title
- Wounded Wild has the most beautiful and heartwarming smile in the game
- and that smile does show up a few times
- Angst with a Happy Ending
- Teasing
- Possession
- Consensual Possession
- Spectre explores TLQ's body and mind while possessing him
- Spectre is a relentless tease
- Spectre may be cute but she is far from innocent
- Fewer Spectre and Narrator interactions than in-game
- since the game already hit that out of the park so you don't need me to write it too
- If I had a dime for every time I wrote one of these where the stair climbing was very hard and heavy
- I'd have two dimes
- which isn't a lot but I don't think I get to use that plot device again
- Thanks to whoever commissioned Nichole to do that Spectre shitpost for some additional inspiration
- Angst and Humor
- Angst and Romance
- Sexual Humor
- Light Angst
- ghost kisses
- Possession can turn a little odd when you're being possessed by your murder victim/crush
- To stop someone entering a guilt spiral just start teasing the hell out of them
- Redemption
- Competitive Romance
- Fighting
- Romance and Fighting
- Temporary Character Death
- Adversary-typical Violence
- Adversary-typical bonding
- Mutual violence as a love language
- Some angst
- Whoops! Turns out the big muscle lady has depression metaphors in her
- No Smitten in chapter 1 yet but he'll show up for Needle
- Get ready for Stubborn and Smitten to team up
- Adversary may claim she hates dodging but when you do it to Needle and it works she doesn't mind
- She was just upset it didn't work tbh
- aggressive flirting
- There might be a few double entendres here and there
- Threats as an expression of love
- Character Development
- Compromise
- Touching grass won't solve your depression
- but it will make you feel better than sitting in a bare basement all day
- Rivals to Lovers
- Alternate Ending
- Gods
- Shifty and the minis share senses
- Shifty might be a little touch starved
- Climactic cosmic battle
- Minis are part of Shifty
- Minis are mindless chaos gremlins
- Big philosphical dance debate (sexual tension edition)
- Healing Powers
- Small appearances by the Voices but they don't really warrant being tagged
- The vessels are semi-autonomous and capable of having a full conversation
- and that might include a little bit of flirting
- Lots of mini shenanigans
- Post-combat aftercare
- Hand Kisses
- Back kisses
- Actually just lots and lots of different kinds of kisses in general
- Some violence to minis
- but they do get better
- Trust
- Massage
- Self-Decapitation
- Non-lethal decapitation
- Prisoner knows TLQ wants to help but also that the Narrator can take over
- The Voices have a bit of resentment for her cutting their throat in chapter 1 but want to help
- And everyone tries to keep the Narrator in the dark
- Narrator is ready to possess TLQ again
- A bit of reading between the lines required
- Trying to plot in full earshot of the guy you're plotting against
- using memories of your previous life
- Cheek Kisses
- Second chapter is a completely fluffy and optional epilogue
- tags for the EPILOGUE:
- Romantic Fluff
- Dullahan Prisoner
- Decapitated Prisoner is a bit clumsy
- Acts of Service as a Love Language
- Service Submission
- no narrator
- Hero and Skeptic take turns narrating
- Bathing
- Headless cuddles
- Knighting
- Hero is a silly bashful goober
- Skeptic is an old soul who's seen it all but loves being in love just as much as Hero
- Prisoner's dry humour
- Prisoner's flirting is very direct
- Shifty is feeling patient today
- Horror
- Toxic Relationships
- psychological abuse
- Angst without a happy ending
- Body Horror
- Eye Trauma
- Dancing
- Ballroom Dancing
- Set somewhere in the thousands of forgotten lives between Nightmare and MoC
- Two people making each other extremely unhappy
- Gets pretty horrific towards the end
- All the Voices are here but half of them are assigned to the heart lungs liver nerves squad
- to keep the chatter down
- Kind of a prequel to Moment of Clarity
- Sympathy for Nightmare's pain and loneliness
- but not for her cruelty and abusiveness
- TLQ gets pretty bad too
- Basically everyone sucks here
- The Voices are all a bit broken by this point
- teeth horror
- Manipulation
- leg kisses
- Self-Harm
- Temporary character death (it's not that easy
- he's still got Moment of Clarity to go through)
- Leggy Nightmare
- Shifting Mound's dormant form
- AKA Sleeping Mound
- AKA Handsy
- Polyamory
- Polyamory in which two of those involved are the same being
- but one is a humanoid Princess and the other a divine cluster of hands
- (Obviously)
- Lots of other kisses too
- Oblivion path
- Moment of Clarity is not in the story directly much but her shadow very much hangs over it
- Meant as a loose sequel to Kiss the Nightmare but readable without it
- Minor appearance by Witch
- Make-outs
- Shifty doesn't have a name at this point so is always referred to as capital S She
- Cuddles
- naps
- Lot of Hurt in the first half
- Lot of Comfort in the second half
- Shifty loves Her vessels
- self-forgiveness
- Rated T for Thorn titty
- Threesome - F/F/M
- Trauma
- Drama & Romance
- Reconstructed Damsel
- Perception
- Crying
- Damsel has much more character depth than you think
- The Voices are afraid they'll deconstruct Damsel even more
- Damsel is traumatised by stabbing TLQ in chapter one
- Self-Sacrifice
- Doors keep getting in the way
- But they find a way around that eventually
- Don't make boob jokes when someone calls Deconstructed Damsel flat challenge (impossible)
- No Pristine Cut spoilers in the first chapter
- Domination
- Size Difference
- Self-Worth Issues
- Possessed Narrator
- Broken is finally happy worshipping his goddess
- But Hero has a plan to save the world
- Is it a good plan?
- we'll see
- Content warnings for toxic relationships and forced self-harm
- (Just Tower things)
- Capitalised pronouns for Tower
- (but only when her believers are talking)
- Careful what you wish for when you ask Tower to step on you
- No healthy dom/sub dynamics here go read Kiss the Prisoner or Eye of the Needle for those
- Toxic BDSM
- Tags for Fury's chapter:
- sad kisses
- Hero and Broken are very angry at each other
- Oppy and Skeptic are trying to keep the peace
- Heart kisses
- Fury is very normal about the powers of two
- Self-Loathing
- shared loneliness
- Gothic Romance
- Contains comfort of your gore character
- Smut
- Fluff
- Fluffy Smut
- smutty fluff
- Thorn's POV
- Shifty's dormant form
- Epilogue to Kiss the Sleeping Mound
- And therefore set in the Sleeping Mound after Thorn is taken away by Her
- Shifty doesn't have a name yet so she's referred to as either capital S She or Ocean
- Shifty loves her vessels a lot
- Non-Human Genitalia
- The Slayer has a cloaca
- Monsterfucker
- Cunnilingus
- Fingering
- Praise Kink
- Femdom
- Bit of bondage
- Thorn gets to have fun here
- (So do Slayer and Shifty)
- Hairy Thorn
- Shifty and Thorn share senses
- Thorn is happy as part of the Shifting Mound
- Happy Sex
- soft fluff
- Shifty's hands absolutely go to town on Thorn
- saying goodbye
- Exploration of what it's like to be a vessel
- And how Thorn feels about becoming part of Shifty
- Scissoring
- Kiss the Thorn('s Lower Lips)
- Shifty's POV
- And therefore also the vessels' POV
- Shifty and the minis and the vessels all share senses
- Final Shifty battle
- Ascension
- Big philosophical dance debate (sexual tension edition)
- Everyone gets to dance with Quiet
- Fury has chronic pain
- Self-loathing Fury (but she's getting better)
- Damsel has trauma over stabbing Quiet (but she has forgiven herself)
- Healed Thorn
- Scarred Thorn
- Rated T for Thorn Titty - never mind this one's M-rated
- Loving Shifty
- Shifty is doing her best to show divine dignity
- Shifting perspective as Shifty's thoughts shift between Herself and Her vessels
- Exploration of the relationship between Shifty and her vessels
- Bit of Thorn/Shifty
- Toxic exes Clarity and Quiet
- Non-explicit divine sex
- Let's discuss political theory with Prisoner
- cosmic love
- Mutual Decapitation
- Voices pilot Quiet's body
- Romance between both the bodies and the heads
- Head-swapping shenanigans
- The Princess's body is moody and horny and angry and lonely
- because what body isn't?
- The Voices communicate by signing
- because if shards of gods know English they might as well know ASL too
- the Princess's body can do it too but is mostly non-verbal
- suppressed emotions
- Headless kisses
- There are other ways to break the pattern
- little bit of bondage
- Loneliness
- Alternate title: Body Language
- Today on Kiss the Princess we're sending a decapitated Princess and her head to therapy
- to learn to communicate
- Oblivious Cage
- Getting to know each other by swapping heads
- You know things are wrong when Quiet's the one arguing for change
- Head-swapped kisses
- Ghost love
- ghost - Freeform
- Fire
- Burning together
- dying kiss
- Hero is afraid
- Hero is the only voice with self-preservation
- Smitten is completely on the Princess's side and self-destructive
- Cold gets much more into it than he'd admit
- More dialogue and a few extra scenes compared to canon
- Content warnings:
- Burning (and graphic descriptions of it)
- Murder-Suicide
- Toxic Relationship
- (Just Burned Grey things)
- Mutually self-destructive love between a ghost and the bird who killed her
- Burned Grey deserves better but she'll take what she can get
- Burned Grey is a little bit fucked up
- Romantic Horror
- Slayer tries to be manipulative
- it doesn't work very well
- Quiet isn't really showing his best sides in this one
- and neither is Hero
- Grey seems gentle and calm like Damsel but is actually a raging fire on the inside
- Adventure up the stairs
- Glitch dimension
- Hero and Contrarian get heads of their own
- They/them pronouns for the Stranger
- They/Them Pronouns for the Long Quiet
- But she/her for individual aspects
- and he/him for the Voices and Quiet himself
- Multiplicity/Plurality
- polycule
- Eight person polyamory
- Love between aspects of the Stranger
- Love between the Voices
- Contrarian is a massive flirt
- Contrarian feels a lot of guilt over what happened
- Humour
- Narrator tries to use the power of perception against them
- absolute chaos
- Names for the Stranger's aspects:
- Cipher(neutral) Sunshine(gentle) Destructica(scary) Winona(sad) Her Royal Highness(grumpy)
- Sillyness abounds
- Self-Love
- Contrarian/Destructica freak4freak
- Underwater kisses
- upside-down kisses
- Construct-warping shenanigans
- Fun in two dimensions
- Non-Explicit Sex
- Lots of flirting all around
- Princess on Princess romance
- Voice on Voice romance
- Simultaneous kisses between multiple heads
- This one's 31k words for a reason
- A lot happens and there's a lot of characters sharing the same two bodies
- Everyone's a bit of a freak here
- Feral Behavior
- Courtship Dance
- Dom/sub
- Claws
- Scratching
- Beast has a lion tongue
- Misunderstandings
- Mistrust
- Light vorish themes but it doesn't fully go there
- Beast and Den purr - yes I know lions can't do that
- Somewhat Toxic Relationship
- petting
- Bit of edgeplay
- Narrator is very dehumanising towards Den
- rough lovemaking
- Rough make-outs
- Den can sort of tell what the voices are saying the same way Quiet can see her thoughts in her eyes
- body merging
- Embrace instinct route but what if they made up and then made out about it
- Belligerent Sexual Tension
- Toxic BDSM becoming less toxic over time
- lots of pain
- Skeleton kisses
- Zombie kisses
- Undead kisses
- Constriction
- Bondage
- (Bondage using Wraith's own body)
- Bitter exes Wraith and Quiet
- Sycophantic Opportunist
- Some of Wraith's insults inspired by miss Trunchbull
- Dommy Wraith
- Wraith enjoys Opportunist's sycophancy
- but is also very very bitter about everything that happened before
- Expansion to the route
- (since Wraith is one of the shorter ones)
- Nightmare!Wraith
- Version where Wraith speaks in bold instead of all-caps included as the second chapter
- Snake-like Wraith
- Only half as long as it looks like - second chapter provided for accessibility
Summary
What if you could kiss Princesses other than Thorn? An anthology of Slay the Princess one-shots exploring the game's paths and characters by asking that question. They're typically written in the game's dialog only format, and I generally try to present them as plausible alternate options that might appear in-game. Feel free to read them in whatever order you want!
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