Misfit_Toy



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    Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”

    “I believe so.”

    “And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”

    Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”

    “I can do that,” he croaked.
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    In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.

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  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    What if Aziraphale actually said, 'Do it again. Please. Right now!'?

    A Post-Season 2 Fanfic.

    Aziraphale has to go to Heaven to thwart the Second Coming and Crowley just can't let him go alone.
    May the two find a flat surface to talk things over before this big promotion can tear them apart.

    Have some angst, some stupid puns in the chapter titles, and an elevator ride that's basically an excuse for me to write a cheesy alternative ending to help me get over the actual finale of the second season.

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  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    2095. Britain is a post-apocalyptic wasteland ravaged by droughts, the collapse of civilisation, and hordes of the undead. Despite that, Aziraphale’s life is actually pretty good. He has his caravan, his books, and his work, offering his services to the men who stop by Tadfield on their arduous journey north.
    One day, a mysterious stranger knocks on his door. Crowley is charming and handsome and he appears to know his way around a vegetable garden. He comes with the tempting offer of a mutually beneficial arrangement. But it’s in Aziraphale’s best interest not to get too attached.
    A dystopian cottagecore sex worker AU.

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  4. Public Bookmark 44

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    After Crowley helps the Winchesters on a hunt, he orders them to find an angel for him. However, it is not just any angel, it is Aziraphale. What has happened to our favorite heavenly earth-agent? Why is the demon looking for him? And can the Winchesters solve this mystery?

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  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    It's been a year since Aziraphale and Crowley reunited. They enjoy spending all their time together, they formed a routine, living in the bookshop as a couple. Both love cuddling and kissing a lot, but sometimes both are also in need of a firm hand, which means spanking for discipline, but sometimes also for fun.

    They are also curious about sex and try different things now and then. For the Anniversery, Aziraphale has a new idea as a surprise for Crowley. He wants to try out sex having a vulva. But while he is preparing everything for the evening, like cooking a nice dinner, baking muffins, looking for the perfect wine, he stumbles over a book... and has an idea, which nearly ends in disaster... Crowley takes care of a very sorry angel.

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