MissStaMaria
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- TWICE (Band) (5)
- Pitch Perfect (Movies) (2)
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- Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (2)
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When your best friend Donna decides to turn her bachelorette party into a last-minute trip to Las Vegas, you reluctantly tag along—small-town girl traded for bright lights, endless cocktails, and questionable decisions.
Across town, the BAU women are burned out from a brutal case and desperate for one night of normal. What starts as two separate groups unwinding in a bustling Vegas bar quickly turns into shots, truth or dare, and one very memorable body shot that leaves Emily Prentiss unable to take her eyes off you.
What was supposed to be harmless flirting and a little liquid courage spirals fast. One conversation, too many drinks, and a neon chapel later, you and Emily find yourselves walking down the aisle to Cher, getting hitched by a flamboyant Cher impersonator while your friends watch in tipsy horror.
Now you’re married to a woman you barely know — a dangerously charming FBI Unit Chief with a complicated past — and the night is still young.
Vegas weddings are supposed to stay in Vegas… right?
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The Benedetti Princepessa by MissStaMaria
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
20 Mar 2026
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Natasha Romanov that's who she is right now, but after the alien invasion of New York, after the gods of Asgard had made themselves known. She's found herself sporting a new name. Not for anything else but another solo assignment for S.H.I.E.L.D.
Natalia Rozanova, the heir to the Rozanova family. Only to infiltrate a mafioso family that's working and financing HYDRA. In a turn of events she finds you in the middle of it, and you had just wanted to be useful to your family. The Benedetti family that was also part of the underground Italian capo.You and your seven brothers, and your father find out that there's a new player in the game. But there's one caveat to all of that: You're barred from ever joining the family business.
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Fifteen years ago, Emily Prentiss broke both their hearts under a cheap strand of plastic mistletoe.
Three days after senior prom, she boarded a plane to Europe with her ambassador mother and never came back--no goodbye kiss, no returned letters, just silence.Now, home for the first time in over a decade to endure her mother’s annual diplomatic Christmas Eve gala, Emily walks into Petals & Promises for a simple bouquet and finds the one person she never stopped loving standing behind the counter, surrounded by roses and second chances.
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“Don’t worry, I’ll get you out of that ugly Christmas sweater soon enough.”
The promise, whispered with such deliberate, smoky intent, coiled hot and immediate in your belly. You turned your head just enough to catch the dark gleam in her eyes, the playful curl of her mouth that promised anything but play.
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You could almost hear the faint echo of Mariah Carey. But here, there was only the soft crackle of the fire, the weight of Emily’s head on your shoulder, and the black-and-white intimacy of Carol unfolding on the screen
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Riley's Kinktober 2025 by MissStaMaria
Fandom Agatha All Along (TV), Carmilla (Web Series), Carol (2015), Criminal Minds (US TV), Friends (TV), Game of Thrones (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, House of the Dragon (TV), KPop Demon Hunters (2025), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Mean Girls (2004), Mean Girls (2024), Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey, Ocean's 8 (2018), Pitch Perfect (Movies), Supergirl (TV 2015), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Wednesday (TV 2022), Wicked (Movie 2024)
02 Nov 2025
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A collection of entries for kinktober 2025 :D
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Emily had been through a lot in her life already, to say the least. She's a professional at compartmentalizing and enjoys keeping her life private for a reason. But what happens when things change for her? Will she be able to let in someone special, or will she clam up once again and push them away?
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- Part 1 of Enough
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18 Jun 2026
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sex (with my ex) by dadfemme
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV), Criminal Minds: Evolution (TV)
05 Apr 2023
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Your 3-year relationship with Emily Prentiss has ended. It’s been 6 months, and Emily reaches out.
You figured this would happen, you both did.
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- Part 2 of Neighbors
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15 Mar 2023
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the six times the team found out you were together and the one time they already knew by ironfairy
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
22 Sep 2021
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the six times the team found out you and emily were together plus the one time that they already knew
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“It’s not perfect but it’s love, and I think that’s what matters right now,” Emily said looking over at you. The jet’s soft lighting illuminating your features just right. Hotch looks where her eyes were. “I think you might be right,” he said turning back to her.
Emily bit her lip, she was madly in love. And with her co-worker no less. But like she said, balls to the walls. Fuck being insecure. Fuck past trauma. She loved you and she wasn’t gonna let you get away, not this time.
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It's hard being a nine-foot tall Countess in rural Romania, even harder still when all there is to see is fear and the early dregs of betrayal in all who lay eyes upon her remarkable figure; they'll always despise the Dimitrescu blood-line. Let them--it means nothing what mindless cattle prattle on about in the shadows of their dirty little hovels, but, after nearly a century of living life as the perfect misanthropist, Lady Dimitrescu finds you--an unimposing little thing with an affinity for piquing a certain Matriarch's curiosity--a breath of fresh air. She's inclined to believe it's been far too long since she's stopped feeling so utterly lonely, and if you keep looking at her like that, she'll realize just how fractured her resolve truly is.
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