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“We’re being watched.” Five announces, appearing in the kitchen without warning and making Klaus almost spill his freshly made cup of tea all over the counter.
“By The Commission?” Klaus asks, scrambling to pick up the first weapon he can find - a tomato.
“Worse.” Five shakes his head with the slow gravitas that only an apocalypse survivor can muster. “Child Services.”
OR the one where Klaus and Diego pretend to be in a relationship to adopt Five.
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27 May 2026
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Diego is an amazing police officer, but his coworkers know almost nothing else about him. As each of them stumbles on his relationship with Klaus, they're just relieved Diego has someone looking out for him at home. And with how much happier Klaus makes Diego, none of them think to question the exact nature of their relationship.
Or: five times Diego's coworkers think he's dating Klaus.
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24 May 2026
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Partners, Parents, or None of the Above by DarkFairytale
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
03 Aug 2020
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Kenny's mom assuming that Diego and Klaus were A) a couple and B) Number Five’s parents was both bemusing and amusing at the time. But that was because it was the only time it had ever happened. Now though? Now they just can't understand why these misunderstandings keep happening.
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23 May 2026
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Diego whirled on her, glaring. “No! Our brother died! And what, that asshole just left him there? Didn’t even think to bring it up?!”
“Wow,” Klaus murmured, “He’s…really mad.”
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(Klaus lets it slip that he died, met God, and came back to life. His siblings are understandably shocked).
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23 May 2026
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When Sokka sees a “lost pet” poster near his apartment for an actual, literal dragon, he thinks it’s a joke.
Right up until he finds the dragon sitting on his couch.
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09 May 2026

