Museohmuse
Fandoms
- Teen Wolf (TV) (14)
- Doctor Who (1)
- Supernatural (TV 2005) (1)
- Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (1)
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When Stiles and Derek meet on a public bus where the final stop may or may not be hell, it makes perfect sense to see if their transportation tango works well off the system. Featuring meddlesome harpies, sibling aggression, diner threats, and a sex-off.
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Or, a very belated continuation of wiski's "The Pro's and Con's of Public Transportation" series for the AO3 Fundraiser Auction (2013).
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"'My name is Derek,' he said a couple minutes later. 'Not 'Dude.'
'I'm Stiles,' the guy replied, 'not 'Asshole.' Derek shot him a look and Stiles just shrugged. 'I'm sure that's what you've been calling me in your head.'"
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Nothing brings people together more than distinct annoyance, a horrible movie, and meddling siblings.
Series
- Part 6 of 30 Day Drabble Challenge
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Of All The Bowling Joints in the World by Museohmuse for swing_set13
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
12 Aug 2014
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"'I - okay, here's the thing.'" And the red flag shot up. Nothing good came from Scott saying 'here's the thing.' 'Here's the thing' was the reason Stiles' face was on the wanted wall of the Chuck E. Cheese the next town over. 'Here's the thing' was the reason Stiles had a small scar on his chin from a water balloon. 'Here's the thing' was exactly why Stiles had trust issues."
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In which Stiles came out to have a good time and honestly he's feeling like he might be falling in love now.
Series
- Part 6 of Sterek Week 2K14
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If At First You Don't Succeed (Grind, Grind Again) by Museohmuse
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
24 Jul 2014
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"'You're kind of pathetic,' Erica shouted into Stiles' ear. Stiles jumped, his gaze pulled from his shoddy sight of Derek. The fact that Stiles knew his name made it seem like perfect sense to approach him with legs wide open, but Stiles refused to acquiesce to his desires. Stiles did not need to hook up with a jerkwad with anger issues, even if his jaw looked strong enough to sit on. "
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In which anonymity never worked out for anyone and the hook up gods know exactly what they're doing.
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- Part 5 of Sterek Week 2K14
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"Stiles ignored Derek's jab, and smiled tightly at Deaton. 'Thank you for your valuable information,' he said, trying to sound as gracious as possible. 'I hope you get your hand stuck up a dog's asshole.' And, well, that was short-lived."
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Or, Another Truth Spell Trope Fic
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- Part 4 of Sterek Week 2K14
Recent series
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30 Day Drabble Challenge by Museohmuse
Fandom Doctor Who, Sherlock (TV), Supernatural, Teen Wolf (TV)
14 Aug 2014
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04 Jul 2026
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Out On The Town by bittlebarnes (monroesherlock)
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
03 Jul 2026
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A series of somewhat haphazardly connected social media fics that take inspo from pop/stan culture
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- 27,595
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- 3,001
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04 Jul 2026
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i love the players, you love the game by galactictsukki
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
14 Feb 2026
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still-famous!Shane and his beginning/subsequent adventures with non!famous but aspiring WAG!Ilya and the Centaurs :)
this will be a "complete unless I decide to add another one-shot" series so no waiting or cliffhangers!
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25 Jun 2026
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Alligator Bites Never Heal by flawlessassholes
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Mar 2026
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His outstretched glove hangs there, frozen, as the noise of the arena mutates into a ringing buzz. Then he’s moving, pushed away by Marlow, and then Boston’s goalie. There’s a flurry of movement, a trainer with a towel, more blood dripping onto the ice, and he just. Stands there. Staring.
Ilya is helped off the ice. Shane doesn’t even tap his stick.
Remember when Sidney Crosby caught a puck with his jaw? That doesn't happen to Shane. That happens to Ilya.
Series
- Part 1 of Alligator Bites Never Heal
- Language:
- English
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- 72,072
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22 Jun 2026
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apply pads (shock now!) by blongblong
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Jan 2026
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When Paramedic Shane Hollander and EMT Hayden Pike start working nights, they expect to spend their shifts getting fucked over by Response Paramedic—and notorious asshole—Ilya Rozanov.
Shane does end up getting fucked, just not in the way he was expecting.
(shane just wants to do his job and ride the ambulance. ilya thinks shane should be riding him, instead.)
Series
- Part 1 of return of spontaneous circulation
- Language:
- English
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- 34,467
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19 Jun 2026