NappingRook



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Timothy Jackson Drake is dead. Or at least, it feels like he should be.

    Bruce is still missing. Tim feels as though he’s been tortured and violated to the point he should be classified as dead. Apparently, the afterlife is run by a half-dead teenager who keeps throwing eldritch creatures at problems (this alone makes Tim want to die). But that’s not the worst part…

    Lucius just transferred ownership of Wayne Enterprises to him.

    Tim almost laughs. What a waste.

    or

    dead Red Robin gets hired into a cosmic emergency hotline disguised as customer service and discovers the universe is held together with duct tape, spite, and Phantom-brand energy drinks. (ft. tim’s “thought non-existent” guardian angel, bruce’s return causing issues on a celestial scale, the timeline where emotional literacy apparently does not exist, grotesquely optimistic discussions on what a soulmate is, awe-levels of stupidity, violence (read: affectionate), the rage-baiting of Lex Luthor to prevent interdimensional collapse, and more!) [not necessarily in this order.]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39,650
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    119
    Kudos:
    348
    Bookmarks:
    129
    Hits:
    3,974

    14 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    A locked folder from Shane's phone ends up on the internet for everyone to see, including his teammates. It certainly undercuts their victory against the Bears, but it'll all turn out right. Eventually.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,060
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    14
    Comments:
    992
    Kudos:
    11,342
    Bookmarks:
    2,565
    Hits:
    131,252

    06 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Shane is finally ready to come out on his own terms in an emotional Instagram post about his relationship with Ilya...

    The only problem is everyone thinks he was hacked.

    To be fair, Ilya writing: No is true, I'm gay for Hollander, did not help.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,572
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    509
    Kudos:
    10,611
    Bookmarks:
    1,570
    Hits:
    76,166

    05 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “We do not say anything about the Hollander situation,” LeClaire tells them even though it sounds like he’s already resigned to what he knows is going to happen.

    After all, Roz gets extremely mad whenever it’s brought up. Not that Cliff can blame him, he’s pretty sure that Roz liked Hollander before this (wouldn’t chirp him half as much if he didn’t). Finding out that he’s such a bastard must sting.

    Not to mention that Roz does not mess around with people that disrespect girls. Or women. Or kids. Or dogs. Or the elderly (excluding Scott Hunter). Or really anyone, if it’s for petty stupid reasons.

    “Of course,” Cliff agrees for both of them since Roz is still too busy texting someone.

    It’s apparently not good enough for LeClaire because he asks, “Roz?”

    “Just one second,” he answers without raising his eyes from his phone or stopping his typing. “Need to get my Jane to agree with something. She’s very stubborn.”

     

    Or. My take on the 'their text leak and now everybody thinks that Shane is an abusive bastard' premise. Featuring Ilya giving a presser, Marly realizing in real time who 'Jane' is and the internet reacting to the craziness.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,880
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    629
    Kudos:
    6,766
    Bookmarks:
    1,560
    Hits:
    72,194

    02 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Clark's sex drive comes on-line along with the heat vision, but things aren't going well.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,883
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    143
    Kudos:
    1,576
    Bookmarks:
    428
    Hits:
    25,899

    13 Mar 2026