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    A chic, streamlined site skin based on the Rosé Pine palette.

    "All natural pine, faux fur and a bit of soho vibes for the classy minimalist."

    ✿ UPDATED - 6/17/26 ✿

    This skin has received a major update—please review the instructions carefully as many changes have been made!

    For existing users: The font, text decoration, and UI variable sections have been moved from the theme skin to the base skin for easier control. If you've made personal modifications to the base or theme skins I strongly recommend saving them somewhere else before updating.

    When updating, make sure to update all of the skins!

    You can view update details on Github.

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    “Well, I think a major thing is to be a giving lover, yeah? Try to focus on their pleasure rather than your own.”

    Edgeworth nods, concentrating, and it’s cute. It’s cute, Edgeworth’s tipsy, they're talking about sex, and Phoenix is going to die.

    “That’s, um. That’s as much as I can really tell you?” There’s a flash of disappointment on Edgeworth’s face.

    “Aw, c’mon, don’t give me that,” Phoenix says, “It’s just one of those things where, uh. It would…be better to show you, than tell you.” He focuses his gaze on something else, on anything else that isn’t Edgeworth with his face flushed and cute—

    “Then show me.”

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    After an old one-night-stand of Edgeworth's mocks him for his inexperience, Phoenix decides to lend a hand, giving Edgeworth different lessons in sex. What could possibly go wrong?

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    When Lizzy Bennet pretended to her new coworkers that she had a boyfriend, it was only to get Will Collins off her back. When she pretended that boyfriend was Darcy, well, it's just that she panicked and his was the only name that popped into her head.

    Sure, she hated the guy and usually made no secret of that fact, but she wouldn't make a big deal of the ruse at work. It would fizzle out in a week or two, and Darcy would never find out, so no harm would be done.

    Right?

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    20 Oct 2024

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    Prompt from Tumblr: "50 Shades of Earl Grey" - Sorry, I can't write smut though, so have a story about a hungover Darcy making Lizzie some tea instead.

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    After he’d given her the letter, after she’d read it with equal parts shame and indignation, she’d found small comfort in the fact that she didn’t have to face him, possibly ever again.

    And now here she is, spending the night at his family cabin and drinking coffee out of a mug that reads “Lake Tahoe Shakespeare Festival, 1998”.

    or, the one where they're snowed-in

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