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    "Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”

    Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.

    Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?

    Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.

    And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.

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    22 Aug 2025

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    A week before Ajax turns 23, he almost floods a country.

    Almost is the key word there, but he doesn't think anyone cares for him pointing it out.

    Injured, seething, and heartbroken, Ajax can’t even lick his wounds in solitude — there’s still work to be done, bridges to mend. With opportunists at every corner, he can trust no one but himself, no matter what his heart begs him to consider.

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    21 Jun 2025

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    It's a fact that Shadow and Sonic are rivals. Red and blue, sun and moon. They were true opposites, and that was just the push and pull of their relationship. But when a chain of events lead to everybody thinking they're dating instead of actively trying to kill each other, the two (one begrudgingly, the other enthusiastically) decide that playing along is in their best interest.

    Or; Sonic and Shadow end up roped up into a fake-dating relationship to avoid their friends, but get more than just a headache along the way.

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    22 May 2025

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    Five times Sonic has an encounter with Shadow post-almost-apocalypse.

    Two times they’re caught.

    One time Sonic brings him home.

    And the moment everything finally falls into place.

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    12 Apr 2025

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    With Dr. Robotnik defeated and the Earth saved from complete annihilation, Sonic expects to enjoy the rest of his days getting into all sorts of mischief with his friends and family, content to relax until the next catastrophe strikes.

    However, there is just one loose end for him to tie up, and that is the unlikely survival of Shadow the Hedgehog…

    …because against his better judgment, his blooming companionship with Shadow becomes Sonic’s best-kept secret.

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    07 Apr 2025