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Glory Hole of Treasures by bennyslegs
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
08 Apr 2022
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“…like two kittens, curled up in a pillow case…”
“What? Did you say something to me or are you talking to the boxes again?”
“I was just saying, you ass is delightful, like two- wait, don’t swing off! You know it takes me ages to catch up to you, your legs are so much longer than mine, all the better to hold up that pert, beautiful- Spidey!!”Deadpool's an annoying reoccurrence in Peter's life. Peter is sexually frustrated, and can’t go a week without having wet dreams. He decides to go out on a limb and do something risky in order to get his rocks off.
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29 Jun 2026
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Wade Wilson's bodygaurd service by zzeacat
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Avengers (Comics), Deadpool (Movieverse)
29 Dec 2024
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The fic where Wade is assigned to bodyguard Peter Parker the hot nerd disaster. He has no idea he is Spider-Man. And no Idea why the hot nerd flirts with him!?
aka I put these two idiots together and let them flirt and make jokes too much.“Dildos are in the bedside draw but they are the boring kind that shit is expensive.”
“Don’t I know it I have some of the Avengers collectibles. The Hulk… Spider-Man”
Peter whips his head around.
“How do you make a Spider-Man one interesting? He is just a guy under the suit.”
Deadpool gasps
“Just a… just a guy! He has one of the nicest asses in existence! “
“Pretty sure dildos don't include the ass.”
“True but it is the thought that counts. The dildo has webbing ridges the added texture really…”
Peter throws a pair of socks at Wade who dodges.
“I have heard enough. Don’t come crying when Spider-Man's perfectly average dick disappoints you.”
Wade points at Peter scowling.
“Get Spider-Mans amazing dick out of your mouth.”
“It was never in my….”
Peter pauses.
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23 Jun 2026
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Combat Challenge by fogged_zephyr
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games)
23 May 2025
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"“We could go back to my place if you want, I’ll take you to my nicest safehouse. It’s got a jacuzzi tub and I’ve got plenty of soaps you could use, it’ll be just like a spa day, or night. I’ll order Chinese food too since we’re out of tacos!” Deadpool explains.
Peter hums softly. They’ve hung out plenty of times at Deadpool’s many apartments, in fact they often do so after they patrol together. They haven’t seen much of each other recently though, Deadpool had been out of town on a job and Peter had obviously been busy trying to keep the city from falling apart since none of the other super heroes wanted to help."
Or Wade giving Peter some very deserved TLC!
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- Part 2 of Spideypool Works
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21 Jun 2026
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Saturday Morning by rainbowdracula
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Aug 2017
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A lazy morning lie-in turns into quite the gauntlet for Peter.
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04 Jun 2026
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Baby It's Cold Outside by rainbowdracula
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
13 Dec 2018
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In which Peter needs a fake boyfriend to keep nosy alphas away during the annual Stark Industries Christmas retreat. Matt has the (mis)fortune of being attractive and good at lying.
A Christmas love story.
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04 Jun 2026