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    ** If you didn't read the tags, there's weird monster/mutation tummy fucking going to happen. You've been warned. **

     

    When Grace found Simon, Grace always said that Simon had been found a mess.

    Grace leaving balled up papers on the ground, that’s a mess. Rocky leaving xenonite scraps everywhere, that’s a mess. None of them picking up after they eat, that’s a mess.

    Calling whatever Simon must have looked like when he was unconscious was an understatement. 

    Because Simon knew he must have looked like a fucking nightmare. 

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Grace x Simon

    "Monster"fucker Grace

     

    Fuuuuuuuck that was so hot!!!!!!!!!

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    Hen sighs. “Something had to be said before you idiots put us in mortal peril.”

    “I’d never do anything to jeopardize our safety on a job! You know that Hen.”

    “Maybe not on purpose,” Chim chimes in, “but, see, the thing is, when you flirt with our Buck, his brain turns off. He just bluescreens.”

    “You’re flustering the poor boy, Eddie,” Hen adds. “And it’s making him dumb.”

    “-er,” Chim adds.

    “Wha- Buck isn’t flustered.”

    Eddie is flustered. His face feels hot. He takes another sip of his coffee to give his hands something do to, but that only makes him feel warmer. Shit.

    Hen levels him with the most deadpan look. “Last week he walked into a stop sign after you called him ‘big boy’ on a call.”

    Eddie nearly spits out his coffee.

     

    Or: the one where Eddie subconsciously flirts with Buck without realizing and Buck is actively trying not to have a heart attack at work about it

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Buddie

    Getting together
    Lots of (not so) platonic flirting

    I loved it so fucking much! This story is hilarious!!!!!

    Reread must!!!!!!!

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    “I need you to propose to me.”

    Eddie nearly missed the mug and poured coffee on his own hand.

    “What?” he asked, his mouth gone dry.

    “I. Need you. To propose to me,” Buck repeated, as if saying it slower would somehow make it make sense.

    “Propose…propose marriage?”

    “No, a new business venture. Yes, propose marriage, Eddie, come on,” Buck scoffed.

    “Right, yeah, okay,” Eddie shrugged, setting down his coffee mug with a loud thunk. He turned to face Buck fully, leveling him with a wide-eyed look. “Again, I have to ask. What?”

    Buck asks his best friend Eddie to propose to him in public to see if they can score a free dessert. Eddie definitely doesn’t propose to him for real, because that would be insane. Right?

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    30 May 2026

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    Buddie

    Fake proposal turned to real proposal
    Eddie said such nice and romantic things!

    I loved it so much! Thanks for writing this!!!!!

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    Buck sends Eddie a link to a tennis bracelet, black diamond, $5k starting. Inquire for details.
    Eddie says wow. you’d have to work for that and Buck replies teasin yu lol and Eddie says i think you’d look good in a chain, though and Buck pretends he doesn’t fall to his knees and hit his cock on the way down.

     

    or: Eddie forgets to disable auto-pay on rent for South Bedford after Buck moves in. They’re as normal about it as you can expect.

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    19 May 2026

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    Buddie

    Sugar daddy/Sugar baby
    Eddie is in El Paso -> Phonesex

    So fucking hot!!!!!!
    Reread must!

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    “I have loved you,” Buck said, “across fires, floods, earthquakes, mistaken identities, one brief period where everyone believed I was a secret prince, and the unfortunate week when you were cursed by a jealous botanist.”

    Eddie’s mind snagged. “A what?”

    “But even if all that vanished,” Buck continued fiercely, “even if every memory burned away, I would love you still. In this life. In the next. In whatever strange world dares to separate us and call itself real.”

    or Eddie wakes up in a telenovela coma dream

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    09 May 2026

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    Buddie

    Telenovela comadream

    Fucking funny! :D