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Everyone knows that Nobodies can't get pregnant.... right? They're just empty husks where a heart used to live. It's impossible.
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- Part 2 of The Xigbar/OC Universe
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Memento Mori by NoPantsSaturday for unrivaled_tapestry
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
08 Dec 2020
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Lorenz battles with his trauma after Claude is struck from the sky during battle. Claurenz emotions Post Time skip.
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Le Savant et La Chanteuse by Nomad_Dash, NoPantsSaturday
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Series
04 Nov 2020
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“M-Manuela?”
His hair was mussed, his normally well-groomed mustache was now surrounded by stretches of stubble, and without saying another word, Hanneman’s expression was enough to tell Manuela that he was asking himself the same question she herself demanded to know:
What happened last night?
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Accidentally? by NoPantsSaturday
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
19 Feb 2020
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"Ferdinand, do you know why I called you to my office?"
"Yeah, because I accidentally sent you a love letter"
"*Turns with glasses of wine* Accidentally?"
aka: Gay panic paired with advice from Lorenz Hellman Gloucester leads to the most awkward Day of Devotion in Ferdinand von Aegir's life.
Part of the Ferdiebert Servers 2020 Valentines Day Flashbang Event!
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The Superior doesn't like it when you contradict him during important meetings.
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Sanji struggles with an injury that prevents him from cooking. Around the same time, Zoro starts to act strange.
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28 Apr 2026
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A MAN WHO YEARNS IS A MAN WHO EARNS
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- Part 1 of Hector One Shots
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27 Jul 2025
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DANGER! HIGH VOLTAGE! by cybille
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
20 Jun 2025
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"That's it. Take everything he's giving you, little wire. Does it feel good?" Volt whispers against the shell of your ear. You're now sitting upright on your bed, your back firm against Volt's chest as your legs spread before him, and between the crux of your thighs is a mop of raven hair. Eddie's tongue continues to lave at your core, his nose buried in your curls, and his platinum eyes burn holes into yours.
Eddie pulls his mouth away from your sopping cunt. "He asked you a question," he warns. His finger teases at your entrance before it sinks inside you. A high-pitched moan barely escapes your throat when Eddie speaks again, this time gently. "Answer him. Does it feel good?"
Or, Volt and Eddie take your sandwich comment seriously.
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- Part 1 of ⚠️ELECTRIC SHOCK RISK⚠️
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27 Jul 2025
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Post love-ending, pre realization. One-Shots chronicling your relationship with the Breaker Box boys. Smut on every chapter.
“Alright, so what’s this about, really? Did something happen with Volt?” Eddie’s chest rises and collapses with yours in ragged breaths, his hands hold your wrists down on either side of your face. His tone is not accusatory, but curious, yet the fire in his body betrays his words. He holds you like someone might pry you away from him. His lips drag against your skin as if the static might feed his hungry circuits.
“Stop bringing him up, this is about you and me.”Bookmarked by NoPantsSaturday
22 Jul 2025
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The official continuation of what would happen if the self-indulgent Grunkle fantasies could've gone full-out, and if Robbie had made a successful getaway.
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22 Jan 2025