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    Sometimes, the claiming resulted in couples that had absolutely nothing in common except for a mating bite given during a frenzy of shark-like Alpha behaviour.

    To Hermione it seemed harsh and unfair, to have your life twisted like that just because someone managed to sink their teeth into your flesh in a fight, like there was a sickening randomness to one of life’s most important events.

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    Severus and Hermione have spent weeks assuming the worst of each other until one evening everything changes. Finally, Hermione makes a surprising demand. This could either go really well or completely backfire.

     

    His face softened as he slowly reached out and cupped her cheek. "It's too hard, Hermione."

    Though taken aback by his gentleness and his touch, she managed to ask, "What's too hard?"

    He studied her for several moments, softly stroking her face the whole time. Finally, he removed his hand and said, "Having you... yet never really... having you."

    His enigmatic answer told her almost nothing. However, his eyes… Oh, gods, why is he looking at me like that? "You have me, Severus. I'm your wife," she said, hoping to get some clarification.

     

     

    *Though this story is based in a 'marriage law' it is not the focus of the fic*.

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    Hermione and Severus are trapped in a tent together when the Dark Lord seizes control of the Wizarding World. With little else to entertain them but each other, Hermione has a request that Severus is all too happy to fulfil.

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    Anonymous prompt: Severus and Hermione are hit by a curse. The only way to beat it is to get Hermione pregnant within a month, otherwise both will lose their magic. They can’t stand each other and wouldn’t even dream of sleeping with each other, but losing their magic is not an option for them. Will they manage to break the curse?

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    Set two years after the events of Sense & Sensibility, things did not quite work out the way Colonel Brandon hoped they would. He is lonely and tired and resigned to the fact that love was simply not meant for him.

    Then one day visiting Sir John, he meets his friend's distant niece - Miss Evelyn Brown, a kind and talented young woman with a hidden past. To his surprise, she seems determined to befriend him, and with her warm regard, his life takes an unexpected turn.

     

    OR: a fic that was initially a Brandon/Reader one shot but that somehow got away from me :)

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