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The Unwitting Courtship of Abner Krill by NotEnuffBees
Fandoms: Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021)
21 Feb 2026
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Like most people, Abner doesn't have a high opinion of Captain Boomerang. And he can't figure out why the boorish, unkempt criminal keeps singling him out during missions and trying to meet up with him in public.
Or: Abner Krill goes on four and a half dates with Digger Harkness without realizing it.
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Better Left Unsaid by NotEnuffBees
Fandoms: The Lion King (Movies 1994 1998 2004), The Lion King - Elton John & Various/Rice & Various/Allers & Mecchi
22 Mar 2025
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“Zazu, Sarabi’s livid. I tried to calm her, but she insists I fire you.”
Zazu's heart dropped into his stomach. His vision began to white out. He could hear his own voice stuttering and rambling, although he wasn't aware of his mouth moving. Suddenly, he heard the three words he had sworn for years that he would never speak aloud to Mufasa slip from his beak...
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“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a newly crowned king about to begin his reign, must be in want of a royal advisor.”
Zazu is determined to become majordomo to the newly crowned King Mufasa. Unfortunately, gaining the king's favor means unavoidable interactions with his disagreeable younger brother.
A Pride and Prejudice AU. Scar is no Mr. Darcy, but then again Zazu is certainly no Elizabeth Bennet.
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For the very first time, Murderface has a reason to celebrate February 14th. His spirits are dampened when the rest of the band reminds him of an undeniable fact: there is absolutely nothing brutal about Valentine’s Day.
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If nothing else, James was a professional. Complete shit at relationships, yes, a therapist’s magic ATM, yes, genuinely afraid to take the “Narcissistic Personality Disorder Quiz” Dundy once sent as a joke in case he scored in the highest percentile, yes, basically an all-around sad shell of a human being, yes, but a white-collar seducer. He’d hooked Francis already. Now it was just a matter of reeling him in.
The office lads make a bet, Francis surprises everyone with a secret crush, and James finds himself in very big trouble.
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03 Jul 2026
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Francis Crozier has never seen the point of kissing. Enter James Fitzjames.
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30 Jun 2026
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Henry Peglar happens upon Captain Crozier cuddling and kissing with a woman in the park, and realises: he must inform James Fitzjames that his trust has been betrayed.
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28 Jun 2026
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You shouldn't listen to things not meant for your ears.
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27 Jun 2026
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After a car accident leaves Valjean in a coma, Javert is left to ponder the possibility of a future without him.
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13 Jun 2026