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  1. Public Bookmark 65

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    Luke looks up from his computer at the knock on his office door, and blinks in surprise when he sees Mando there, looking… unsure.
    “Can I talk to you?”
    “Of course.” Luke says, leaning back in his chair. Mando looks extremely pained as he opens his mouth.
    “Luke.” He says, looking as if it took every inch of his self discipline to drag out the single syllable of Luke’s name, “- I need your help.”
    “Try saying it like you aren’t getting a lobotomy.”
    “Grogu wants to celebrate Christmas this year.” Mando says, evenly. “But I don’t know the first thing about Christmas.”
    Whatever Luke was expecting it wasn’t that.
    “Uh. What?”
    “I didn’t celebrate Christmas as a kid." Mando looks increasingly frantic, “-you said you had perfect Christmases, what am I supposed to do?”

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    Din Djarin has never celebrated Christmas before in his life, and yet has an extremely precocious kid who wants to.
    Faced with the humiliation of exposing his failures as a parent to his family and friends, he instead turns to the one person whose opinion of him probably can’t get any lower…. and vice versa.
    He's hoping for a Christmas miracle, but he might get more than he bargained for.

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    04 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    AGHHH MY IDIOTS! MY FAVORITE FESTIVE IDIOTS!

  2. Rec 95

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    Luke drives Din across the country, and all that entails.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Extremely beautiful, and entertaining. Let myself get completely lost in it for hours. 10/10 no notes.

  3. Public Bookmark 59

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    Luke is a character in a cartoon (but he doesn't know it). He lives on the planet Chandrila and is engaged to marry Boba Fett, a kind man from the next town over. Luke has Force sensitivity and is the only hope the galaxy has against Emperor Palpatine. The Emperor, knowing his power is being threatened, hides Luke in the real world. Din comes across Luke on the streets of Manhattan...

    Plot loosely based on the movie Enchanted.

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    24 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 58

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    Two coffee haters find each other at a cafe where Luke works. They are drawn toward each other and finally find the courage to say something. Follow them as they forge a life together, amid humor and coffee/tea related puns.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Ret'urcye mhi
    [ray-TOOR-shay-MEE]
    -'Goodbye'
    -Literal meaning: 'Maybe we'll meet again'

    “I need you to keep someone in line for me,” Vader said. Then he began pacing, clearly having grown tired of keeping his festering emotions still. “He has proven time and time again that he is more than willing to go against my orders, and frequently gallivants across the galaxy—blatantly ignoring his duties. I require an escort to follow him, report to me if he steps out of line, and stop him when he does. Not with lethal force. If he dies under your care, consider your lives forfeit.”

    There was a moment of silence as the situation dawned on Din, and then he bristled from shock.

    This wasn’t a bounty—it was babysitting duty.

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    or; it started with an attachment, like all Sith love stories do.

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    21 Jun 2026