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A new friend, a “new” friend, and unwanted feelings of the platonic, romantic, and existential crisis kind.
And Chris can’t even really bring himself to regret the choices that have brought his life here, which might be the worst part of it all.
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12 May 2022
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Unofficial full title: "Plugged (Or, How Peter Learned to Stop Worrying and Get It On)"
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"So let me get this straight," Deadpool says slowly. "Your Spidey powers are tweaking, and the only solution you've found is... jerking off?"
Peter flushes hot. "That about sums it up, yeah."
Deadpool's mask does something complicated. "And this is a problem how?"
"Well, it's not like I can do anything in public," Peter points out, hunching his shoulders in embarrassment. "And it's not really sustainable to, uh, do it that much. As I've learned."
Deadpool hums and looks out over the city. "I... may have some ideas."
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Thanks to his powers going haywire, Peter can't focus unless he's getting off. Wade volunteers as tribute.
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05 May 2022
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"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
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08 Jan 2022
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A Hypostasis' Guide to Godhood by Bookshelf_Indulgence
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
23 Dec 2022
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A computer programmer dies and wakes up in an eerily familiar world.
The twist? They’re the Electro Hypostasis.In this world of power, they decide to become a god instead of being massacred in the name of Character Ascension Materials.
(Now if only the arsonist child that comes along on its journey would stop calling it “Mr. Seelie”.)
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An isekai’d Hypostasis accidentally kidnaps an enthusiastic Klee and takes a very convoluted road trip across Teyvat in search of other Hypostasis Systems to create the ultimate lifeform.ABANDONED AND DISCONTINUED
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15 Nov 2021
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When God gives Hikaru his wish, he begins his journey again with a new goal in life, to prevent Sai from fading.
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- Part 1 of Watch and Learn by Trial and Error
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