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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    Wolfwood moves his leg. As it brushes against some of the endless expanse of leather covering his legs Vash startles again, the pressure letting up with a twitch and a sheepish little sound.

    Oh. Now there’s something he’d like to hear again.

    A chase ends with Vash and Wolfwood stuck in a hot, stuffy box. Hours of boredom, bad choices, and more-or-less accidental touches follow.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    (“you’ve been shot,” said Vash the Stampede, who shouldn’t’ve been there, who’d run away from home under Elendira’s watch at least two years before, maybe even longer ago than that. Nicholas had only seen him once or twice, but a face like that had been unforgettable.

    very astute.” There’d been copper and iron on his tongue, past his lips. “thanks for telling me.”

    Vash’s hands covered his own and pressed down harder, his frown covering his whole face—furrowing his eyebrows, twisting his lips, scrunching his nose. Twins someone had told him at onboarding or whatever had passed for it, but the resemblance was passing. This had been someone different, distinct and disarming. A face broken in by softer expressions.

    keep that energy,” blood had been welling through Vash’s fingers, slower than it had been. The City said nothing in return. “i think i can fix this.”

    can i see your credentials?” His breath had blown bubbles through his chest. —and to the Holy Spirit. As it was in the beginning—are you qualified for that?

    i misspoke. you can take that energy down, like, half-a-watt.”)

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    19 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 97

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    Vash almost dies, accidentally flirts with his best friend, has a crisis, almost dies some more, fucks his best friend on purpose, and nearly gets everything he wants. Not necessarily in that order.

    Or, in other words: a complicated innuendo involving Chekov’s gun.

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    06 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 77

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    That was a face he’d seen directed all across humanity and ached every time—that was love. Such raw, unbridled, drunkenly sick love.

    𝘖𝘩, Vash thought, followed shortly by, 𝘰𝘩 𝘯𝘰.

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    It was funny, really. In all one-hundred-fifty years, no one had ever fallen in love with Vash before.

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    05 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 86

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    "All these years," Megatron said, their lips still brushing together, "dreaming up ways to get you to hurt me. It never occurred to me to just ask."

    A fic where Optimus finds out exactly what Megatron wants, and gives it to him.

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    21 Feb 2026