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"I exist so you could be perfect."
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01 Jun 2026
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Finders Keepers by EmarisLaughsManiacally
Fandoms: Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Teen Wolf (TV)
14 Mar 2022
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Derek's had a rough few days.
Weeks?
Whatever, he's safe now that this giant angry helmet guy has saved him.
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UPDATE: A one-shot no more!
Updates glacial but it's several chapters deep now, just needs minor editing
Oct 20 2022: still working on it, WIP. I open this often and need to write myself out of a corner with where I want to go vs where its taking meBookmarked by Numptyism
13 Mar 2026
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“He's got my mouth guard,” Matthew says, trying to wiggle free and get it back. Kreider gives him one last acidic look and throws the mouth guard into the stands. Matthew's mouth hangs open as some flicker of recognition passes between them. Something hot and twisted and shameful and alive that Matthew is oh so familiar with.
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The NHL has had supernatural beings in its ranks since its inception. Not that it advertised this, and players in the 80s and 90s were forced to hide their true nature or risk being ostracised. However, times change, and most of the wolves, vamps, and assorted creatures are widely accepted by the fans, what with their growing numbers among the general populace. No one questioned their right to play, supernatural abilities aside. It’s not like fangs or antlers gave you an advantage at stick handling. Mostly, they just made wearing mouthguards and helmets uncomfortable.
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07 Apr 2025