OctopusInAManSuit
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Sir, That is a Whole Ass Child by OctopusInAManSuit
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
29 Jul 2025
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When Ody disembarked Willy's old ship onto the supposedly deserted shores of Ginger Island, the last thing he expected was to see another person let alone a child. A child that squawked at him from a tree at least six feet in the air before running off into the jungle.
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In the Beginning by OctopusInAManSuit
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
23 Jun 2025
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They say that those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it. This is a lesson many Hylians try to take to heart for they've seen it happen time and time again. In an act of remembrance they tell their children of the creation of their land. Sharing the legend as a bedtime story or campfire tale. This is that legend.
Series
- Part 1 of I promise the timeline makes sense
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I promise the timeline makes sense by OctopusInAManSuit
Fandom The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
23 Jun 2025
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- 2,251
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- 1
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Adorable, oblivious, idiots. by JessalynMichele
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Mar 2022
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Charlie is sick of seeing Bella moping after Edward Cullen. So he does what any good Dad does, and tries to set her up with the handsome, charming, thoughtful, responsible, and sweet newest officer on the Forks Police Department, Harry Potter.
To say Bella is confused by this choice is an understatement.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,740
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 21
- Comments:
- 104
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- 7,536
- Bookmarks:
- 1,234
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Bookmarked by OctopusInAManSuit
26 Jun 2026
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Pathway Together by Slayer_of_Destiny
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
05 Jul 2025
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When Harry and Teddy move to Forks, they move in next door to Charlie Swan. Harry and Charlie move closer towards each other, setting them both up for a chance at a happier future than they though was possible.
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- Part 23 of Harry Potter Crossovers
- Language:
- English
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- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 173
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- 3,067
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- 895
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Bookmarked by OctopusInAManSuit
26 Jun 2026
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The Baker and the Badge by SlytherinSpeaker
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
25 Jun 2026
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Harry is tired of the wizarding world and all the expectations. He's tired of everyone telling him who he should be and what he should do...so he packed up all of his and Teddy's things and got on a plane. He's 25 with an 8 year-old adopted son deciding to make Forks, WA their new home. What could go wrong? Or what could go extremely right?
- Language:
- English
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- 15,879
- Chapters:
- 11/?
- Comments:
- 178
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- 1,534
- Bookmarks:
- 559
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- 21,555
Bookmarked by OctopusInAManSuit
25 Jun 2026
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A Love, A Life, Lost by pandaswearglasses
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Oct 2016
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The Cullens are the perfect family. They bicker just the right amount, play baseball, enjoy meals as a family. They keep no secrets from each other.
Except apparently everything they thought they knew about Carlisle's past is a lie, and now there's a new and mysterious human taking up more space in the Cullen home than he has any right to.
Also known as the reunion of Carlisle and Harry
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 20,937
- Chapters:
- 6/?
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 175
- Kudos:
- 3,144
- Bookmarks:
- 743
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- 52,386
Bookmarked by OctopusInAManSuit
25 Jun 2026
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it was night, and the rain fell; and falling, it was rain (but having fallen, it was blood) by oriandpea
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - All Media Types
22 Aug 2021
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Desperate and craving human blood, Carlisle is helped by a mysterious man with startling green eyes.
Bookmarked by OctopusInAManSuit
25 Jun 2026