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Liquid courage, drunken decisions, terrible euphemisms, and texts from last night, or: how to think entirely with the booze (and your dick) for once.
Or: By the time Sanji got to the party, everyone was already drunk.
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10 Oct 2025
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The next morning, Zoro woke to find a new note pinned to his pillow with a paring knife.
It was pink. Frilly. Smelled like rage and sea salt and pheromones. The handwriting was a mess of cursive fury:
Training starts tomorrow. I hope you like being on a leash, you thieving, gluttonous, sword-slut mutt.
—Love, Your Chef (And Future Handler)Zoro stared at the note for a long time. Rubbed his temple. Read it again.
“…I think he’s flirting with me,” he said aloud.
He wasn’t entirely wrong.
In which Sanji wanted revenge. Zoro wanted dick. Both got what they wanted.
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- Part 5 of ZoSan / SanZo Oneshots
Bookmarked by Ohriane
10 Oct 2025