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The first thing he noticed was that John, in the corner in front of his dresser and mirror was hunched in an odd way. He had too many angles and seemed to be spilling out of his sweater. It couldn’t be comfortable, the way John held his head, so that not even a hint of it could be seen. There was a soft hissing that filled the room, it seems to come from John’s direction but that made no sense, he didn’t have any alarms or text tones that sounded anything like it, Sherlock had memorized them all.
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- Part 1 of Conspiracy Theories and Cryptids
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The Decoy Groom by OldestSnake
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, The Decoy Bride (2011)
16 Aug 2017
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After being dumped by his bastard of a fiance, Sherlock returns to his home, a small Scottish island by the name of Hegg, to go "man vegan." Unfortunately Sherlock's plan is ruined when "celebrity" James Sholto and his fiance, the novelist, John Watson arrive on the island and Sherlock is forced to act as a body double during the ceremony in order to catch the men who are threatening Sholto's life.
A Decoy Bride AU.
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First came the thistle, pots and pots of it around his door and windows, to remind him to stay strong. Then coltsfoot and ivy on his tables, counters and even the few chairs that Mycroft had somehow snuck in before Sherlock moved in. Finally, he filled his bedroom with daisies, lavender, marjoram, marigolds, and more to fill his infrequent dreams with hope, strength and to remind him of the simplicity of the days he spent on the creekside during his youth.
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This is just going to be weird aus I think of that have to do with conspiracy theories
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As the Romans Do by kooksie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 Jun 2026
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As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.
So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.
(He’s jealous.)
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re: hi by fleezerweezer
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
30 May 2026
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16 Jul 2026
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The Unexpected Boons of Impromptu Dog-sitting by unlikelychild
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Jun 2026
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Alternate Title: Shane Hollander: Stanley Cup Winner, Accidental Dog Sitter
Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
Unknown number: no
Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
Shane: I have your dog.
Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
Unknown Number: Did you kidnap my dog?- Language:
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16 Jul 2026
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Bloodbanker$ by impetuous
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Jul 2026
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Ask Ilya Rozanov and he’d tell you that the only thing worse than being a broke PhD student was being a broke PhD student facing eviction from your Humans Only rent-controlled apartment because you maybe, accidentally got yourself Turned over summer break.
Cue the Bloodbanker$ app and its allegedly discreet and lucrative arrangements: a whole swipeable nest of generous Vamp4Vamp ‘Donors’ waiting for the perfect fledgling to spoil.
Seducing an old rich dude with this hot bod? Light work.
‘Shane, 30*, O+’ wouldn’t know what hit him.
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15 Jul 2026
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Little Sun by deliciousblizzardshark
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Jan 2026
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Who in the fuck would give Ilya Rozanov a baby? Not Ilya Rozanov, that’s for fucking sure.
Or
Ilya Rozanov falls in love.
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- Part 1 of Hollanov fics
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