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  1. Public Bookmark 42

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    sci-fi worldbuilding project directly inspired by the Transformers Mecha Pilot Jazz AU with such wondrous elements as 'aliens who are debatably the Quintessons' and 'Wrong Space,' otherwise known as Area Where Reality Hates You, and megacorporations that hate you too

    very continuity soup. and remember: if it doesn't make sense, blame it on wrong space, it's always wrong space's fault

    notable infuences on this Soup:
    - LANCER
    - Mouthwashing
    - Skyward (Brandon Sanderson)
    - ACVI
    - Ultrakill
    - The Magnus Archives
    (more pending. as i remember them)

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Prowl could have been having a much worse day. (75%.)
    Prowl could have also been having a much better day. (43.8%.)

    Overall, his day was approaching ‘not great.’

    You could make a case for said ‘not great’-ness starting when he first accidentally warped into an experimental Quintesson weapons base with violently angry little foot soldiers that seemed to have a love for biting at anything they could reach, but Prowl really considered it starting when the unfamiliar mech limped at unsafe speeds into the desecrated room with him.

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    13 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    Your spur of the moment road trip through the the vast nothingness of bumfuck nowhere Ohio lead to you to a little geocache. Inside the hole you dug, you found a metal lunchbox with a folded up paper inside a plastic baggie. Hoping for cash, you tore into the bag and unfolded the note.

    More coordinates?

    Looking back at where you parked your car, you mulled over the thought of what you could find. Money, gold, valuable collectibles, dead bodies…

    Nothing ventured, nothing gained, right?

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    09 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    After decades of war, Humanity has finally had enough of being the ones being attacked by the Invaders. Time for a counterstrike of only the Best of the Best.

     

    This AU is inspired by @keferon's TF Mecha AU on Tumblr! (Go check them out!) All rights to these ideas belong to them and Transformers by Hasbro.

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    07 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    After the creature had finished mutilating the quintesson it looks towards me finally, it's a maw finally snapping closed. A part of my processor tries to rationalize it as nothing more than a visual malfunction in my optics, but it's still covered in the evidence of its actions, green acidic internal fluid covers the front of its body.

    I feel my fuel tank try to purge at the side of it, it just sitting there casually, like it is not just caused my processor to fry itself in the name of preserving what little sanity I had left.

    x+x+x+x+x+x+x+x+x+x+x+x+x+x+x+x+x+x+

    AKA, prowl meets cosmic horror Jazz and now has to suffer through all of Jazz's horrific actions, all the while Jazz treats it like an ordinary Sunday!

    Hope you all enjoy! ;D

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    05 Jul 2026