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HERMIONE GRANGER, divorced mother of two, storied public servant, and taker of way too much bullshit, is ready to act on her desire to burn the Ministry of Magic to the fucking ground.
DRACO MALFOY, enigmatic widower, patron saint of excess wealth, and man of shadowy connections, is all too eager to be timber for her flame.
WHEN THEIR CHILDREN become fast friends at Hogwarts, an unlikely alliance is formed between the former rivals. Schemes are plotted, conspiracies are hatched, and—of course—innumerable orgasms are had along the way.
Welcome to HERMIONE GRANGER and the COUP D’ETAT
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24 May 2026
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Now complete.
Hermione Granger lives in a house with legs, with a swamp-lizard named Stripes, in a semi-sentient ecosystem that occasionally burps up lost things. It’s not ideal, but after five and a half years in the Neitherlands, she’s made it work.
Then Draco Malfoy falls from the sky. Literally.
He has questions, a missing bag, and limited patience for her deeply repressed need for human contact.
As they navigate a shaky path between physics and magic, and a shared past, they might even figure out how to save their world.
This is a story about two lonely people trying to stitch the cosmos back together.
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13 May 2026
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Things fall apart, the centre cannot hold.
Hermione Granger has a plan. She's going to return to Hogwarts, bury herself in studying for a record number of NEWTs, be an excellent (almost) girlfriend and try to ignore the growing sense that she doesn't actually know who she is when she has nobody to help.
Draco Malfoy has no plan. What he has is a powerful imagination and a propensity for burying himself in it when things get a bit... challenging. But perhaps even his imagination won't save him from the slow, inconvenient realisation that he has no idea who he actually is either.
This is a dual POV story about the painful business of growing up. And about two rivals doing it in uncomfortably close proximity.
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21 Apr 2026
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The Empress of all Maladies by AsIfYouCouldOutReadMe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 May 2026
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Draco Malfoy is dying. The leader of the world’s most lethal contingent of Death Eaters is running out of time and options.
For the ‘mad scientist’ of Voldemort’s court, Theodore Nott, the only solution is to experiment in ancient magic and enact a soul bond between his friend and the missing Golden Girl.
Hermione Granger has been in hiding since Harry Potter took his last breath during the Battle of Hogwarts. Five years later, betrayal will rip her from obscurity and challenge every notion she has on morality, friendship, and love.
The Dark Lord's spymaster, Blaise Zabini is a man broken by pain. But he’ll protect what he has left in this world with his life… and yours.
A Selfish Bond. A Long Fought War. A World Forever Changed.
Featuring a violently possessive soul bond, Hermione breaking bad, action & violence, horror, smut, healing, revenge, feminine rage, ensemble cast, and a smidgen of comedy. Dual POV. HEA "you're gonna suffer, but you're gonna be happy about it" vibes.
Part 1: Chapters 1-43
Part 2: WIPSeries
- Part 2 of The Empress Of All Maladies
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12 Apr 2026
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The Lessening by littlewolfsyndrome for CalliopeCrowe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Apr 2026
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Hermione Granger just wants an orgasm.
A perfectly reasonable aspiration after a brutal shift in St. Mungo’s trauma ward, most would agree. Her trusty vibrator, Hamish, hasn’t let her down yet, and she really—really—needs to come.
But when a half-dead Auror shows up on her doorstep, requiring her life-saving services, Hermione’s dream of getting in a cathartic, satisfactory wank before dawn begins to feel like it might not be in the cards for her—which is seriously unacceptable, because (have I mentioned?) she really, sort of desperately, needs to fucking come.
I suppose it’s a good thing, then, that the aforementioned half-dead Auror knows just what to do.
An ode to mental health and female pleasure.
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12 Apr 2026