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    Cunnilingus by an expert: extremely attractive man in his late 20s, single, expert in the subject, offers his services FREELY to CLEAN ladies who value PERSONAL HYGIENE. Please call or text the following number and ask to talk to BIG D about his mouth, and we can make arrangements.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
    rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 3 and unfollowed 0:

    ✅ montrealmetros (The Montreal Metros)
    ✅ shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander)
    ✅ metrosworst (Worst Metros Plays)
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    rozanov defender @gremlinroz
    ... alright who told ilya about the mlh tracker
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    lea @rozanovsss
    getting ready for the game on thursday i see... masterful trolling
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    The history of Hollanov, primarily as seen through the MLH Tracker on Twitter.

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    29 Dec 2025

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    It’s a disaster. There’s nothing for Eddie to do now but rip the Bandaid off.

    “I’vebeenlookingatyourGooglehistory,” he says, all at once.

    Buck blinks. “You’ve been what?”

    “I’ve been—” Eddie breaks off with a huff, and then forces his eyes back up to Buck’s. “I went to the Google home page,” he starts again. “To search the thing about the coupling nut. But then when I clicked on the search bar, the recent history was not mine, because—”

    A look of comprehension has begun to dawn on Buck’s face, suddenly.

    “Because I was logged in on the iPad,” he says slowly.

    - in other words: the slow-moving catastrophe of buck and eddie sharing a search history.

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    29 Dec 2025

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    Chat Noir, notorious supervillain of Paris, experiences a wardrobe malfunction in the best and worst possible place: Marinette Dupain-Cheng’s balcony.

    Heart pounding, Chat pins Marinette’s wrists to the balcony. She stares up at him, her blue eyes kaleidoscopic from the lights hanging overhead, her features twisted into a scowl.

    “Why are you trying to take my Miraculous?” Chat hisses.

    “Because—you—I—” Marinette splutters, her eyes dipping down below Chat’s face. “Why is your suit unzipped?”

    “I—well…” Chat sighs. “My zipper got stuck.”

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    03 Nov 2025

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    “Gus, ask yourself something: Why is this intelligent, well-connected woman standing in a museum back room, patiently listening as you frantically improvise slam poetry about iguana nesting habits?”

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    Shawn and Gus walk into an art museum... and find themselves in the middle of a very unusual crime in progress.

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    26 Sep 2025