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    Dean's life is finally changing. After years of enduring Alastair's abuse, the alpha dies and Dean's married off to the next alpha the system pairs him with - Castiel. The man is strange and distant, but not exactly bad, and Dean's determined to be on his best behavior and not mess up the chance he was given. Soon enough, though, he fucks up anyway and has to call the alpha for help.

    Castiel's lived his entire life without an omega by his side, and he was fine with that. He doesn't know how to proceed once he's suddenly married to a beautiful man who's obviously been through a lot. Omegas were always a confusing subject to him, so he tries not to interfere much - neither of them is there by their choice. But when Dean calls for help, he understands he's going to have to set some things straight and engage more.

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    29 Mar 2026

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    Dean Smith’s a hard-working omega who’s got it all. A nice apartment, a good job with an upcoming promotion, friends and family who care about him. Hell, he’s even got some alpha buddies to help him out during the worst of his heats. The only thing he doesn’t have is a steady relationship, but Dean’s more of a married to his work kind of guy. Which is what he keeps telling himself over and over once the new guy, Castiel, starts flirting with him.

    Oh, and did I mention Dean’s an omega who can’t smell? That tends to complicate the whole “relationship” thing when everyone’s sniffing around for their true mate.

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    14 Mar 2026

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    The Chamber of the Sleeping God is exactly what it says on the sign. At least, that’s what the priests claim. Inside, their god sleeps upon a bed of stone, his blessings slumbering until a woman pure of heart offers herself as his bride.

    Dean thinks it’s all bullshit.

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    16 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    ''I have been hired by a man named Obito Uchiha for a voyage. Do you know of this voyage, Lord Uchiha?''

    Itachi arches a brow. ''You will go to the South. My brother has also been hired by Obito.''

    ''It is untrue.''

    Itachi pauses and stares at Konan. ''What do you mean?''

    ''Lord Obito plans to go North. On a whaler.''

    ''A whaler?'' Begins Itachi, utterly perplexed. ''You mean, they will borrow the boat and-?!''

    ''No. They will go chase whales. It is a most profitable expedition.''

    ''What is the meaning of this?'' Chokes Itachi. Is Sasuke aware of this?? Has Obito deceived his brother to have him as a cheap sailor for one of the most dangerous jobs there is? ''Why have my parents not been made aware?''

    ''Do you want to come?''

    ''Pardon me?''

    ''Do you want to come? I am here to hire you as my assistant, Lord Uchiha.''

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    11 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 84

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    After Kisame has one too many close encounters with bounty hunters posing as prostitutes, Itachi has a proposal.

    And Kisame has a very good idea of how this is going to turn out.

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    11 Feb 2026