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Jamie and Spock like to get it on, they’re hump buddies, rubbing fronts, grabbing gonads, bumping uglies, porkin it etc.
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“Kirk had plucked the small gold string that held them together by their pinkie, and the world shifted.“
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my momsold me to Scott Hunter, a Shane Hollander fanfiction by luulapants, mockspeed
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
04 May 2026
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Oh my god, I didn't know there were any copies of this left on the internet. For those who don't know, this is like. This is a foundational text of hockey RPF. This is from before hockey RPF was really a thing even. It's from the mid-aughts and wasn't posted to a fanfiction website. Instead, OP dropped this insane RPF manifesto onto a normal ass hockey fan forum (which no longer exists) then deleted their account like two days later. Just handed this to a bunch of jocks and hockey bros and dipped. Legendary shit. Like, I don't think this kid even knew what fanfiction was, the fucking hand of god just compelled him to write about being an MLH player's sex slave and show it to the world. I pray every day that this insane child actually made it to the MLH and got to meet Scott Hunter.
So maybe Shane had a little crush on Scott Hunter in his younger years. So maybe he anonymously posted online about it once. So maybe it had become an internet legend and a running joke in the MLH.
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Bookmarked by Pasta_Fagioli
09 Jun 2026
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The only plot difference is that Peralta went undercover for an extra year and a half to uproot a second crime family. During this time, he started a new life with Derek. Their relationship is held together with dollar-store scotch tape, but things get worse before they get better, right? (I hope the queer angst hurts you tremendously).
Although he has returned to the nine-nine, Jake still possess some *mafia tendencies* that are starting to appear in his day-to-day life; sometimes causing issues at work.
Chapters include, but are not limited to, topics of...
Poor anger management
Death threats
Bombs
Emotional distress
Painful loneliness
SmokingNOW WITH COVER ART by yours truly :)
Bookmarked by Pasta_Fagioli
30 May 2026

