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    Third Time's the Charm by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), Subnautica (Video Game)  

    09 Jun 2026

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    Months have gone by since Simon made a second human addition to the Hail Mary's crew, now working together with Ryland and Rocky to help save other dying stars across the seeable universe. Things were finally settling down, until a radio signal pings from a nearby planet, completely covered in water.

    The last thing either of them expected was another human being on the other end of the line.

    Note: This fic is purely self-indulgent! Totally understand if people don’t like the story. <3

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Blessings from the Water by

    Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

    14 Jun 2026

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    Simon thought he'd died. He remembered releasing that stupid black box, he remembered the blood and pain, he remembered Ellie's teeth cracking down on SM-13.

    Then he woke up, floating in that hateful submarine, in a pool of blood. Intact. Had that all been some terrible nightmare? Had he failed and was now doomed to die slowly in a portion of the ocean of blood?

    Then the speaker that shouldn't be working cracked to life.

    "Hello?"

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    Grace was content with how his life was going. Sure, he was light years away from Earth and all the other humans. But he was alive, he had a best friend and a whole planet that cared for his happiness and well-being. He got to teach once more and had a beautiful view that was created just for him.

    But he was lonely. He had Rocky and the other Eridians of course, but he could really do with a cat or something to cuddle and love. Not that anything like that was going to happen -

    Wait, why was the ocean bubbling? Was that a voice? Light? What was happening?!

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    21 Jun 2026

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    fineshrine by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

    12 Jun 2026

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    At our next Maximizing Rocky Happiness meeting, I pitch my idea to Adrian over a walk down the beach.

    They don’t say anything for several seconds after I finish my explanation. Maybe it was a bad idea to share. Finally, Adrian asks, their tone dry, “You want to put Eridian eggs inside squishy human body, question?”

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Mary on a (Mary on a Cross) by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    23 Jun 2026

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    "I just wanted to live… Was that so wrong?" The stranger asks, and it's clear that they aren't talking to Grace and Rocky anymore. Maybe they never were. "They didn't even ask for my name. They killed me and they didn't even care about who I used to be."

    Grace and Rocky find a submarine on their way to Erid. Unfortunately, the strange man inside is barely coherent, and he doesn’t even look human.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Gods Name by

    Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    17 Jun 2026

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    After being turned into a logic-defying monster, Simon finds himself crawling into a different reality. One where the stars still remain. Even if they are fading.

    Simon was no longer human. So why was he so desperate to connect with Grace?

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    Solving centuries of trauma surrounding eldritch horror gods by befriending a space man and a rock.

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    19 Jun 2026