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The sun streaming through his blinds the next morning sends knives into Jean’s skull. Dear god, what is in those coolers that Connie kept handing to him? This is a hangover to end all hangovers.
Jean rolls over and grabs his water bottle off of his bedside table. He props himself up on an elbow and gulps from the bottle. It tastes like the nectar of the gods. A drop of water streams from the bottle and down his neck. Jean doesn’t move to wipe it off. It feels refreshing.
His relief stops a moment later when his legs disappear and he grows a tail.
Or: H2O: Just Add Water but with Jean, Sasha, and Connie as the merfolk. Reiner is a crunchy ecodaddy, Jean is a punk, Sasha and Connie are along for the ride.
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07 Jul 2026
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Say Hello to the Night by therealfinalgirl
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
12 Feb 2026
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The head of Jean's clan asks him to befriend a werewolf in order to gain information on their missing friend. A forbidden romance ensues.
Written for ReiJean Halloween Week.
prompt chosen: werewolf x vampire
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05 Dec 2025
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run away with me anytime you want by neekbreek for factorielle
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
15 Oct 2025
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“Thanks, man. Name’s Jean, by the way,” he says, holding his hand out.
“Reiner,” the man says, taking Jean’s hand in a firm shake.
Jean crosses his arms as Reiner starts up the truck again. “So, how do I know you’re not about to chop me up and bury me behind a barn somewhere?”
Reiner’s smile widens, faintly amused. “Guess you don’t. But I’m fresh out of axes.”
Jean snorts despite himself. “Comforting.”or: jean's car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. thankfully, reiner is there to save the day.
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12 Nov 2025
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(You've Got Mail but make it Grindr. Only I've never actually seen You've Got Mail so maybe not.)
Thanks to an anonymous hookup app, perpetually-at-odds colleagues Jean and Reiner fall into something entirely unplanned but much more satisfying.
If only Reiner didn't support the Wrong baseball team.
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24 Sep 2025
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The long-established plan for this weekend is to hunker down at Reiner's and enjoy each other in new and exciting ways. Jean's been looking forward to it all through his long, grueling week.
"Forgot your—" he starts as he opens the door, then has to look down as his brain reboots. "You're not Reiner."
"Neither are you," the brown-haired teenager accuses, giving him a critical once-over. "And at least I'm wearing a shirt." She pushes past him, her duffel back banging against Jean's side on the way in.
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- Part 6 of Paradigm Shift
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24 Sep 2025