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    The bats try to chase Tim off his stalking habits and in the process hurt his feelings so Tim decides that if they don't want his love he'll find a different outlet. One that'll foster his creativity and mind, making him a well adjusted member of society.

    Of course this means stalking the rogues and basically tricking them all into caring about him

     

    aka. What if Tim hyper-fixated on the rogues instead

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    05 May 2026

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    Loki and Peter Parker somehow forge a friendship after one flippant comment. No one on the team quite understands how it happened. But it seems to do the god some good to have Peter as a friend.

    Original prompt: https://artemxmendacium.tumblr.com/post/173783396735/scenes-i-need

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    23 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    A clown, a criminal, and a stalker child get stuck in a bar.

    It sounds like the start of a bad joke. But that's not true. It's a terrible joke and the punchline is still coming.

     

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    Tim Drake gets a weird uncle and crazy aunt, but that's cool with him. He's heard it's healthy for kids to get out of the house, and if it means he can hang out with Harley and Uncle Nygma, he's happy to do so when he needs a break from photographing Bats.

    Meanwhile, as some of the (less) insane members of the rogue gallery, Harley and Eddie realize it's up to them to make sure little Tim doesn't get kidnapped, murdered, or exploited by their peers while he runs around Crime Alley with his camera.

    Somehow, this is harder than running crime rings and evading the Bats.

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    04 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 42

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    If Stone had imagined their time spent laying low and regrouping would be something resembling a vacation, he is very quickly cured of that notion. They had made it to Paris just fine, but Robotnik is resolutely refusing to treat this as a break, or a vacation. He doesn’t do vacations.
    Well. But Stone does. So the doctor will just have to deal with it.

    A direct continuation of “A thousand miles from home”, as requested – favorite evil duo going on a trip to Paris.

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    15 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 32

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    After Sonic – well, no, after the crazy day which entailed meeting Sonic – things have smoothed back over in Green Hills, going back to their slow-going, peaceful normal.
    Wade, who used to love that normal, now finds himself itching for some more action after that little taste he had gotten of it. But where to find something new and exciting in a place like this?
    The only new thing in Green Hills is the coffee shop which opened recently, and the barista / manager who is not a local…

    Sort of filler piece for the series - a look into those certain eight months, and Wade’s attempts to not make a complete fool out of himself while he strikes up a tentative friendship with barista Stone, who seems like a very nice (?) guy overall.

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    14 Aug 2025