20 Works by Phosphell
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By DarknessEnlightened (3/23): In Critique of the Messiah: Why the Ancient Cookies are a Net Negative to Society, and Why I am Better Suited for Ultimate Power.
Pure Vanilla sat up at the sheer audaciousness of the post. Well, this was certainly an attention-grabbing title. In a near-unconscious reflex, he clicked the comments.
Cherri: Oh who is youuuuu
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- Part 10 of Cookie run :>
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Fuli's Sparkling Pink Dairy by Phosphell
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
14 May 2026
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“Did you abduct us to this foreign vehicle?” Mydei asked the fairy.
“Simply put, yes.” Mem put a small paw on her chin. “If we are to get technical, I enlisted the help of the soothsayer aboard the train. Although everyone envisions this train as though they are physically present, experiencing stimuli as they would in ordinary circumstances, the space you share is nothing but a mental projection upheld by the Garden with the end goal of preserving their ever-so-cherished private collection.”
(ie: Everyone gets kidnapped into a dreamscrape to watch the Amphoreus quest. Drama, tears, and sillies ensue!)
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Hollyberry Cookie: Have I ever mentioned how beautiful women are?
Hollyberry Cookie: I met someone who presided over a magical garden, and she was like a goddess
Hollyberry Cookie: And she wore a sheer white robe.
Hollyberry Cookie: The witches themselves could not create someone more perfect.Gandalf: I hate to be the bearer of bad news...
Gandalf: But we can still see these messages, you know?Hollyberry Cookie banned Gandalf
Pure Vanilla Cookie: Holly!
Pure Vanilla Cookie: Kicking the children from the platform they created is rude!Hollyberry Cookie: Sorry I panicked
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- Part 9 of Cookie run :>
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Following the events at the floating castle, an ambassador from the Crème Republic offered Pure Vanilla a proposition that involved him traveling to see the new nation. Everything appears idyllic on the surface, but under the facade lay machinations that even the cunning consul was unaware of.
Clotted Cream wishes to uplift the Republic. Affogato wishes to burn it down. Pomegranate dances between them, twisting the situation to her benefit.
May the best player win.
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- Part 3 of DaisyVerse
- Part 6 of Cookie run :>
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- Part 3 of OC Backstories, aka suffering
- Language:
- English
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- 10,894
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 35
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“I’m not Pomegranate,” he rambled, cheek smushed to the point of numbness against the cold ship. “I’m not a woman, and I’m not a seer. I hate you. I hate you all. I wish you would all die.”
Dark Choco and Licorice pretended not to hear.
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- Part 7 of Cookie run :>
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Pure Vanilla looked as peaceful and happy as he had ever been, which enraged the jester immensely. Shadow Milk opened his mouth to yell at him but no sound came out. The healer reached up and braced his arms around his back in a gesture vaguely resembling a hug, saying something in return.
I will save-
And then he, too, was gone within that overpowering light.
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- Part 8 of Cookie run :>
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With the dust having settled on their former lives, the cookies of darkness have acclimated to their new roles within the cookie kingdoms.
Pure Vanilla pays everyone a visit!
(Note: Please read prequel first!)
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- Part 2 of DaisyVerse
- Part 5 of Cookie run :>
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Seeking the fleeting shadows of his old friend, Pure Vanilla joins the cookies of darkness. Unknown to him, they are a group of ragtag outcasts and damaged people, held together by mirrors and faded strings. His presence just happened to be the tipping point.
Everything begins to fall apart.
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- Part 1 of DaisyVerse
- Part 2 of Cookie run :>
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Golden Cheese rules over her kingdom forever.
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- Part 4 of Cookie run :>
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Every time I feel stressed, I draw. Now I'm posting my stuff to Ao3 and no one can stop me.
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- Part 1 of Cookie run :>
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The Great and Inconvenient Merging by Phosphell
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
21 Jul 2023
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Due to the effects of the stellerae, portals have been opened connecting the Herta Space Station, Jarilo-VI, and the Xianzhou Luofu. This in turn causes chaos, tragedy, and comedy to ensue. The aeons, or whatever grand power caused this to happen, are probably entertained.
(Yes, this is a plot-driven story)
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Local green sunshine man talks about his crimes
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- Part 3 of Cookie run :>
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"You-! You will regret this!"
Il Dottore Beta was always known for having a notoriously sour relationship with the other segments. He got into screaming matches on the regular, caused physical fights on numerous occasions, and generally pissed them off so much that a knife in the back or poison in his food would not have surprised him. That's why, when Prime had erased them all from existence, he had a backup plan just awaiting use.
When the Doctor awoke, dragging himself from the brink of death for the umpteenth time, there was only one thought on his mind.
I am going to kill that motherfucker.
(i.e. Webtoon Dottore goes on le epic revenge quest, makes everyone's life hard)
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- Part 2 of The Genshin Chronicle Collective
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The Mondstadt Underground Gossip Society by Phosphell
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
31 Oct 2022
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An unhappy diplomat leaves Mondstadt, only to come crawling right back. Two idiots accidentally join an alcohol-funded gossip ring for old people. A blind newswriter collects enough blackmail to rival the Jade Chamber's red letters. One persistent little girl forces an eldritch horror to peer review her research paper. (Somehow, there is plot)
Or, how a bunch of NPCs save the world through doing...well, not much to be honest.
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- Part 1 of The Genshin Chronicle Collective
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This was the moment where Destiny's gears had spun. Where Error had, in his agony and despair, tore a rift within the world and flew off the edge. Or to be more specific, this is what should have happened. But with a single glance, a single staying thought, their gentle grip on their child had faltered, and Error had truly ripped the strings that both higher Deities had tried to ensnare him with. In a second of clarity, Error had turned toward Ink, and his distant soul so many worlds away filled with HATRED.
If we must suffer, then so will you!
When Error fell, he took Ink with him.
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Free the End by orphan_account, Phosphell
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
10 Jun 2022
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"Listen, Tommy. I am a man who believes in absolute reciprocity."
"Technoblade, I still have no idea what the hell you're talking about."
//Dream escapes from prison and cashes in Techno's favor by crashing at his house, because everyone goes to Technoblade's house in times of need.
A lot of emotional conflict and angst ensues as the entire server is thrown into panic trying to chase the escaped prisoner down.
Minecraft manhunt except it's Dream and Techno vs like 20 hunters lmao.
Oh and the world will probably end kekw
Dream giveth, and Dream taketh away.
(I'm finally putting my AP english literary analysis skills to use here, feel free to use this on next year's open ended essay.
rule of thumb is no matter how terrible a fanfic might be, there's always more to write about the Dream SMP than there is to write about the Great Gatsby)
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Rules, Reckonings, and Redemption by Phosphell
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
20 May 2022
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Jschlatt, Dream, and Wilbur travel backwards in time.
Also known as: A dictator and a tyrant try to outmaneuver each other, Ghostbur has some serious beef with Alivebur, and the kids are not all right.
Costarring: Tubbo charming everyone with the sunniest vibes, Niki passively-aggressively selling baked goods, Tommy just going through it, the Dream team being confused and concerned, Fundy failing to address his daddy issues, Technoblade mocking the country, and everyone pointedly ignoring the mounting tensions between the president and the former tyrant of the DreamSMP.
Schlatt doesn't know how or why he's given another chance at living, but by Notch does he swear things will change this time. For the better.
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The Empress lives vicariously through others, her every breathe a decision of ruin or salvation. Infinite choices hang from a thread before her eyes, ready for weaving.
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- Part 2 of OC Backstories, aka suffering
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,044
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 45
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The merchant leader sits upon a throne of luxury, forever giving to the masses. He smiles and drinks a cup of wine, and the liquid drips down his robes as golden chains keep him trapped on his pretty dias.
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- Part 1 of OC Backstories, aka suffering
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,377
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 47