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    Bilbo Baggins has been kidnapped. Thorin Oakenshield considers a proportional response.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Bilbo liked Erebor, he really did. Even if everyone seemed convinced he was going to leave.

    In which soil causes international incidents, Thorin is over-dramatic, and dwarves are rubbish at keeping secrets. Oh, and they build a garden. Eventually.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Belladonna, on her way to the Iron Hills, dies in childbirth after finding shelter in a destroyed and abandoned Erebor. Her newborn son, Bilbo, is left in the Mountain, raised by Smaug.
    When Thorin and his Company come to reclaim their home, they’re surprised to find a Hobbit within its walls.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Once upon a time, tiny Bilbo Baggins dreamed of having a family of his own. After realizing he's gay and losing his parents, he honestly believes it will never happen. Then thirteen dwarves show up on his doorstep for an adventure and, after helping them reclaim Erebor, he marries their king. A hobbit secret is revealed as a wedding gift, giving Bilbo's dream life once more.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    So it went: the mountain was reclaimed, and the kingdom was reborn in war.
     
    There were elves, dwarves, men, horses, orcs, wargs, running, fighting, yelling, dying. Bilbo, too, ran, but he had eyes for one thing and one thing only:

    Thorin.

    And he found him, there, on Ravenhill, battling the great white orc, right where Bilbo knew and dreaded he would be. And as he dreaded, as he feared like he had never feared anything before, Thorin was struck down before his eyes, and Azog raised his blade for the killing blow.

    Bilbo didn’t even have to think. He slipped off the ring, and he charged.

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    After the battle, all seems like it's ended better than anyone could possibly have hoped for. The company is alive, and Thorin and Bilbo are soon to be married. But all is not the happy ending it seems.

    Something is wrong with Bilbo.

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    16 Jun 2026